Worst Christmas song ever.

A certain song has driving me freaking crazy. Every day I seem to come across this song. it's haunting me, hunting me down, terrorizing me. And the worst part of it is, it's a CHRISTMAS song. My favorite holiday of the year, and this song of all songs is the one I keep hearing. So to share the wealth, here's a link. When you're done, share with us all what you think is the worst Christmas song ever. This should be good. Here's the song... sorry.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hUJeUAmfr6w

Mariah Carey "All I Want For Christmas"

ROTFL at your smiley above Silverkat!! That's great!

Okay now for the topic at hand... um how about the entire William Hung Christmas album.

Oh...my.....CRAP. I checked it out on Amazon. You can listen to samples. He sings "We Are The Champions!"

Fucking Eh!!!. I just found my sisters X-mas gift.

I passed out a bunch of those last year!

I fuckin' hate Christmas songs. Christmas songs make me wanna invent a time machine, so I can go back 2,007 years and six or eight months, track down the Virgin Mary, and kick the bitch in the stomach. Seriously, if I have to hear one more Kenny G Christmas ditty, I'm gonna hurt someone. I do like fruit cake, though...even though it makes me squirt hot cocoa out my ass. Speaking of which, I'm gonna go drop a yule log. Hope there's enough wrapping paper in Santa's workshop, if you know what I mean. Last time, Mrs. Claus forgot an extra roll and I had to use a stocking. Imagine her surprise when she found that lump of coal. Serves her right for watering down my gin.

Where was I? Oh yeah. Christmas songs are for faggots and assholes.

I'm so high....."Don't forget to bring a towel!"

Pathetic and disgusting. Do you normally make it a habit of walking into a room and insulting people you don't know? Sounds like a good way to get your teeth knocked down your throat. This thread is about fun and you come in here and start spewing hate speech. What a schmuck. You've insulted me and every other Christian worldwide, and you've spit on a truly beautiful event. You can hate Christmas all you want, but keep that unintelligent, redneck dog crap to yourself. Do us all a favor, Shahram...go away and get drunk with your Nazi buddies in the trailer park, idiot.

rift, I'm a christian, but that didn't offend me. Know why? Because it's just a message board and I don't take this stuff seriously. It could all be true, it could all be made up just to get a reaction, or it could just be him trying to be funny (loved all the bathroom metaphors), but does it affect your life? Who cares?

And yes, Shahram, most Christmas songs are cheesy and annoying, but there are some that are beautiful.

My favorite is "O Holy Night" --- but ONLY if the notes are sung just right. Someone has to nail that song perfectly for it to give me goosebumps. And only two people in this world have done that for me:

Martina McBride and Eric Cartman.

Shahram-"mission accomplished"

Don't let him bother you...he thinks he's in the game Tron. :p

I think Shahram is a mentally disturbed Person...by the way he speaks out his opinions, I think he Hates himself and the World....Somebody Give him a Gun For Christmas !!! and Lock him in his Room...I will Guarantie, he will be Singing "Siiilennt Nighhhht" out of his Asshole...Merry Christmas, Shahram !!!

Now THIS is bad!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iNuhSn3qf0U

Who...? Wha? Huh....?

I must say, I'm impressed. You worked in Christianity, Nazis, and Redneck Dogs in a single post.

Maybe you kids just don't get my sense of humor. Maybe we should start over. Maybe I should introduce myself.

Hi. My name is Shahram. I hate America, Jesus/The Tooth Fairy, Baken-Ets™ Pork Cracklins, home schooling, cold beer, George Bush, puppies, the Flag, nuclear families, hearty chili, football, Exterra cars, patriotic country music, foie gras, surfing, hunting, fishing, simulated lesbian sex, the movies of John Wayne, the institution of marriage, and cupcakes with sprinkles on them.

But I like Osama Bin Laden, illegal aliens, vegetarian chili from Trader Joe's, Bill and Hillary, Louis Farrakhan, snuff films, the Holocaust, veganism, pit bulls, wine coolers, Jury Duty (the movie and actual jury duty), unpatriotic country music, Ford Escape Hybrids ('wheels better than the Exterra car), pETA, gun grabs, May Day Riots, Communism, Jeeps, abortions, Joe Horn, cruelty-free foie gras, Frito-Lay™ Low-Sodium Baked Veggie Chips, gay marriage (but only between old men and little boys) and cupcakes with sprinkles on them.

Pleased to meet you.

Dam...You are one Ugly Guy !!!...Somebody Kicked your'e Ass with an Ugly stick !!!

Yeah, but I got personality, and personality goes a long way.

Best post ever

Easy Shahram, the kid hasn't been here long yet. He's still feeling you out.

:rolleyes: So to get back to the topic at hand...worst Christmas song ever... Nominations?

Well, since you asked, Paul McCartney's "Wonderful Christmastime" makes me wish the ancient Hebrews had Planned Parenthood. And Madonna's rendition of "Santa Baby" reminds one that the Romans system of lion importation was woefully inadequate. And the wonderful pairing of Rosie O'Donnell and Elmo to sing "Do You See What I See?" makes me wish the Japs had won the War. Sure, they bombed Pearl Harbor, and there was that whole Bataan misunderstanding, but did they subject us to Dolly Parton and Rod Stewart singing "Baby It's Cold Outside"?

And if thirty seconds of this bullshit here doesn't make you want to throw grenades into a church, then you aren't human: NewSong, Christmas Shoes

Hey rift, how was that?

Personally, I've always felt that Joy to the World wasn't a very "Christmas-sounding" tune.

1. Agreed, the Paul McCartney song is really bad.
2. The Madonna song is horrendous.
3. Anything involving Rosie O'Donnell, unless it's her getting publicly flogged, is doomed to be a nightmare.
4. My grandfather was at Pearl Harbor and he lost a brother in the Bataan Deathmarch. What do I need to say about that? Your own ignorant, childish words speak for themselves. I don't give a crap what "personna" you're pretenting to be here on the forums. A schmuck is a schmuck.
5. That Newsong song... yeah it sucks. I know it well. When I absolutely have to, I listen to K-Love (very seldom) and every year at this time, they drag that sappy thing out. I understand the sentiment, and yes, as a follower of Jesus Christ there is some sentimentality to it, but in general, that song makes me change the channel and roll my eyes.
6. Another terrible entry...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-8ouaWgUCNg

How about "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!" Yeah, a schmuck is a schmuck, but a big giant sensitive pussy is a whole other ball of sadness. I love how you're down with Jesus and torture, but off-colored jokes make you go all blubbery and offended. I suggest you either grow a thicker skin, grow some balls, or stuff a tampon in it. There's only room for one hypersensitive pseudoconservative dumbass on this board, and Madman ain't gettin' a day job any time soon.

This song makes me want to stick rabid badgers in my ears.

Click me if you dare!

Shahram, you're right. It is strange that I would be "down with Jesus and torture". Guess I should think about that. Thanks for pointing that out. But I don't have to think about this: you're a truly vile human being. Again, personnas aside, to think that our men and women have laid down their lives at any time in history so that a 6-foot steaming turd pile like yourself could be free... I just have no words. The injustice is stunning. But anyway, I have come to the realization that the time I have spent listening to your childish mentally ill rantings are moments I will never get back. So sad that I wasted those moments on you. You make me want to puke, but I won't because you would probably like being puked on. You're that sick. Thick skin? Don't worry about me and my skin. Worry about your depraved, morally bankrupt heart and the fact that most people wouldn't step on the brake pedal for people like you if you were in the crosswalk. I'm done. Respond if you like, but I won't be here to listen. You're a waste of time, skin, breath, thoughts, energy, whatever. Have fun brow-beating, wife-beating, meat-beating, whatever it is you do in your mommy's basement. :rolleyes:

Hehehe! Nice one! I heard a good descriptive phrase last night on TV...

"sounds like a chainsaw touching a chalkboard".

Worst Christmas song?

All of them.
It's one humongous fucking tie.

Okay, I kinda take that back. Kind of.

This thread would be better off being called "Best Christmas songs". Little easier to cope.

Best Christmas song? "Silent Night".
But only if the singer is really talented.

I saw Celine Dion sing this once. She truly is the antiChrist.

Don't let Shahram get to you Rift. Don't take it personally. It's only a message board and he is here bust balls. Just bust his balls back.

Shahram is like a piece of dogshit sitting on the curb. Normally you would avoid it and not step in it. But once in a while you do step in it. Regardless of how much you wipe your shoe in the grass, you're still going to have shit on your shoe.

Sounds like you too watched "Clash of the Choirs" then.

Wow, Madman, sounds like you've yourself a little competition. This kid's got talent!

Ok, worst Christmas song ever!? CHRISTMAS IN FALLUJAH! Fucking soldier bashing retards. They should do something constructive like be a diversion and draw fire for me and make sure they get hit in the process.

WORST SONG EVER