Funny restaurant names

Okay gang, time for some fun. What's the funniest restaurant name you've ever heard? I've got two nominations.

1. Chinese place in NYC: "BIG WONG"
2. Sportsbar in town I work in: "The Battered Beaver"

Beaver's just opened up in Houston...

http://www.beavershouston.com/

Among the menu items:

Beaver Log

Beaver Nut Burger

Beaver Balls

Hung Far Low

Shit, where do I sign up?

The burger joints Fudruckers.

Chineese place on Normandy Blvd in Jacksonville...

Chinee Takee Outee

House of Poon in Rochester, NY



"Welcome to House of Poon." - "Yes, I'll have the Tang"

http://cityguide.rochestergoesout.com/fe/Dining/Profile.asp?businessid=38938

Foo King Chinese Kitchen
(212) 307-6701
694 10th Ave,
New York, NY 10019+7108

A local morning show here called this place a few years back and gave the hostess a ration of shit. I about crashed the car I was laughing so hard.

DJ: Is this the Foo King restaurant
Asian chick: Yes
DJ: What are you Foo King Specials?
How late are you Foo King Open?

They just hammer this girl with questions like that until she starts getting pissed off, and she just went off on them.

Before they hung up, they said to her: Noo to Foo King friendly, are you?

uh... think I'll pass...

even better. um, make that worse....

I can see this thread becoming a classic, REAL easy...

Free white wine with every meal.

The strangest thing about the place is that the urinals don't flush.

Hmmm.

Avoid the pupu platter.

haha gotta love dirty dicks..i was going to go once but the damn wait was too long.

hmm well i dont have any funny restaurant names/pics but i got some funny pics of things sorta like it

No photo of this one, but there's a Chinese place in Berkeley, CA:

KING DONG

If we're headed that direction, we shouldn't forget the classic Wong Wong's..

well, i dont have a picture, but there is a local restaurant here in town called Richardson's Restaurant. well, one evening i was out cruising the strip and noticed there were a few lighted letter out on the sign. it read hard on's restaurant. i thought it was funny.

Seems like the Asian restaurants have this thread wrapped up. Here's another great one...

I heard 2girls1cup's opening a frozen yogurt place..

haha that is so wrong....if you wanna see something funny..along the lines of frozen yorgurt check this out. Its 2guys 1 cup with john mayer and i swear its not gross.
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/26050ea6ee

Having been to London a few times, I really enjoy the creative Pub names they come up with...

"The Dog and Bacon"
"The Cat's Cock"
"The 13 Cheshire Astley Rifleman Corps Inn"

My personal favorite, "The Last of the Running Footmen" named in honor of the working class who were hired by nobility to run in front of their masters' carriages at night, with a torch, to clear obstacles, etc.

No picture and it is gone now and it's not the restaurant name either. But a sign outside a Kum & Go, had "Get food and Gas"

No fucking way!
A Chinese restaurant just opened up across the street from my house with the same name.

We have all been joking about it since they put up the sign.
"All the girls in the neighborhood love Big Wong's", etc. You get the idea.

Our hotel was across the street from "The Elusive Camel".

Pretty accurate; there were very few camels in London. Thought I saw one in Victoria Station, but it turned out to be an Austrian.

My bad.

Tibetan Yak Restaurant

72-20 Roosevelt Avenue
Queens, NY
(718) 779-1119

Sar's Oriental Cuisine

4612 N Pearl St
Tacoma, WA
(253) 761-2727

I found this in Oakes, ND on a pheasant hunting trip. I never found out why the beaver was angry.

This one was across from my hotel on a London trip:

Bar located on the most prominent corner in the town I work in...
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Don't hate me...

Sorry not a restaurant, but it is IN ONE....

Unsure where....



MGJ