Adult Entertainment

What was I thinking?

I gave you everything I had. I was glad to see that your unit was enjoying the festivities. I can burn you some more copies of the same stuff to pass around a bit. I especially like that Heather, she's got skills aye?

If you need music let me know what you like, maybe I can burn some mixes for you. I got everything from Hard rock to classical to country, sorry no rap.

email guitarmitch@hotmail.com

put "xterrian" in the subject

Really? How do I stay out of trouble?

Hey Randall,

If you get caught with porn in an muslim country, what part of your body would they cut off???



You guys aren't getting any adult entertainment with the care packages for schools and churches? So you guys need some "real men" care packages, not the "family" version?

----Take care guys-----

I'll ship ya some DVDs... send em off today or tomorrow... how much does it cost to send stuff over there?

Any idea when you're coming home yet man? I saw your wife in the shopette last week and she said maybe October, maybe next year. She said that the X hasn't been out since you left. I offered to take it out and "exercise" it for you but she declined. Anywho if you guys need some adult entertainment just hold on. I've got a couple of em lying around that I'll put in the mail this week for you. Take care man and keep your head down. Hope to see you soon.

Axle

I know that the Navy stopped stocking adult magazines in the Exchanges, or atleast are planning on doing it. You get in trouble if you are caught with that stuff in your possesion! Pretty ridiculous, you can take a bullet for your country, but you can't look at any porn!!! I think I have some DVD's that I had on my cruise to the Gulf that I could send you. I will see what I have, I feel for you man...I was gone for 181 days. Hang in there!

How's she looking? I haven't seen even a picture of her except the one in my wallet since I left. She can't figure out how to scan and attach pictures. Maybe you could talk her into some boudoir shots and e-mail them to me. The sad thing is that every woman in every magazine we get(very few) looks just like her now. I know, I'm pathetic, but for some reason this is really getting to me this week. I skipped Moab last year because I missed her so much at the end of GOX. I know, I said it was the rain, but I just wanted to be with my soul mate.

Um.. What unit are you exactly talking about? :p

I've got a few DVD copies of me and Midnight in bondage, and a couple more where we were roleplaying as Bert and Ernie. The only problem is my huge schlong doesn't fit on 19" screens or below.

Is overnight mail ok?

How about pictures? I can put together a disk of maybe 1000 pretty good photographs of ladies in various states of undress. Doing various things to themselves and others. let me know.

It costs the same as sending something from state to state in the US.

Now that I'm at home you are going to get hooked up. I'm at work right now, but I'll edit this post and tell you how many disks I'll be sending your way. I don't know why I have so much damn porn on my computer. I never get to watch any of it.

I'll order you a DVD! Tell me who you want to star in it and I'll get it out to you. You can PM me if you don't want to let the whole world know your favorite porn star.

Check your PM box Randall.

I didn't expect this large of a show of support. I will take anything you can send. An envelope my parents sent me with two DVDs in it cost about $7. Thank you all for your support.

Your parents send you porn??? Just kidding!

Hey Xterrain... I sent ya 4 DVD's two days ago... white bubble envelope with 4 music cd cases... goodies are inside... wasn't sure if sending original boxes was a good idea... BTW... only $3.50 for shipping... let me know when you get them...

You're parents sent you porn

Sweet!!!

Hey! I saw someone post that same thing in this thread somewhere earlier...I must be mistaken!

worth of 2GB of jpg is on its way to you buddy...

Unfortunately my parents don't send me porn. I will be sending a deck of 55 most wanted cards or some other item to everyone that helps me out. Mbflyerfan, I will mail your cards tomorrow. Can you PM me your address? Thanks again.

Anybody there like fat chicks??? That's all I got to send.

You have a PM

If you mean BBW, that's cool too. I like big girls. I will take whatever anybody wants to send me. Please no illegal stuff. MBflyerfan, I have your address and will be mailing the cards tomorrow afternoon. If somebody insists on catering to my personal fetishes, then I would have to say that I have a thing for ladies in thigh high stockings and heels. Boots are great as well. Man, I'm such a perve, desperation sucks!

No, Nothing Illegal. It went out today, Saturday the 5th.

Hey Xterrain, how long does it take for stuff to get there? Just want to make sure the pkg. arrives safely...

I have had packages take over a month to get to me. Most make it in about two to three weeks. Thanks again guys, I'm going this afternoon to get some decks of cards. These are not the official ones. They only made a couple of hundred decks of those and I've never even seen one. These are a knock off set made somewhere here in the third world. MBflyerfan, your cards are in the mail. What would you like for your second package?

Last time,in the first war, a buddy of mine sent me back a Hard Rock Cafe Bagdad tee shirt. The emblem was all busted up like it had been bombed. Very funny. But you dont have to send anything so extravigant as that. If they have them though, I would be happy to pay you for it. Something simple, like a keychain or something would be really cool. Thanks!

No Hard Rock Cafe shirts. There are Operation Iraqi Freedom shirts, Operation Enduring Freedom shirts and "Got Sand?" shirts. One guy did a local shirt that gave ten reasons why spring break is better in the states than here. I have a "top twenty reasons prison is better than deployment" list if anyone is interested. The selection of souveniers is very meager. The only thing they make in Kuwait is oil.

RANDALL you have a PM!!!
RENEE

HEY austinbrtndr I just noticed what your sig said.....That is my all time favorite movie! I have it on video and dvd. Sad huh?
RENEE

Randall has a PM! Randall has a PM!

You have no idea how many times I've had to buy another copy of this film because I always give mine away cuz everyone should see it! It is definitely the BEST! --sorry for the off-topic guys...

CHECK YOUR PM's XTERRIAN !!!
Adult Entertainment
Xterrian
07-07-2003 11:47 AM
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"I didn't expect this large of a show of support. I will take anything you can send. An envelope my parents sent me with two DVDs in it cost about $7. Thank you all for your support."

Wow, your parents send you porn!? You have the coolest parents in the world. Mine just sent me cookies when I was away.

Bump... 36 hours an you still have not checked your PM.

My parent's haven't sent me porn. My Dad did three tours of Vietnam, so you'd think he would know what I need, but then again the Army was different back then. He probably thinks I'm drinking beer and hitting the strip clubs in Bagdad. I've read and answered all my PMs. I can't check those everyday. Hell, I can't check this site everyday. Sometimes the Army just won't let me go there.

Any idea as to how long you guys will be out there? I showed your post to my brother and he came up with (what I think is) a good idea.

If there's interest out there, we'll register and host "www.SaveOurSoldiers.com" (sos) where you guys can add your mailing address and a list of stuff you would like sent to you (or just porn)...... and we're Canadian, (so Canadians do actually support you guys!!! :p )

I have no idea how long I'll be here. I'm hoping to get home before GOX, but you never know. I may be here for another year. I think Canadians are great. World record sniper shot was made by a Canadian during Afghan war. Carlos Hathcock claimed a longer shot during Vietnam conflict, but it was never officially measured. Your site sounds like a great idea. Let me know when you get it set up and I'll spread the word.