Strange Extra Equipment

Hey I bought a used 2005 Xterra last week and it came with a guy masterbating with a mask and snorkel on in the back seat. I dont want to disturb him, Did you guys get one?? He gets out every couple of hours to Burn One, then gets back in. My wife is a little uncomfortable about it.

I bought an 05 X a little over a month ago but it did not have the guy in the backseat option. Either it is not a standard option on all X's or the dealer took it out of mine hoping I'd spend more money to add the option back to my vehicle. Either way it is an option I don't need so it would be money wasted.

I think that we need a picture of what you are talking about.

My 97 altima came with one in the trunk but he was very small . After I went over 100 thousand miles , The dealer would not cover him . I took him out but was afraid that I would fail inspection . I sold the car "as is ".

Could not get a pic, I took out the camera, and he scampered off into the under brush. Before he ran off he said that If I took his picture it would steal his soul and with James Brown dead, He would need all he could get.

He will be missed

Check the door post decal for the "JO" option. Yours may have been one of those rare models that was ordered that way.

Sounds like some confusion at the Factory with requests for a Snorkel option to be added.

Is he wearing these things, or he just has them with him?

I think the '06 required an emission control when he burned one either way....the '05's only if the items inspired him, w/o being worn.

Oh I don't think we need a picture thanks.

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I think using smiley things is But that is just my opinion.

Good. I was getting worried.

Hadn't heard about Tonka Ross in a long time.

I got that one too....I'm thinking I might marry him.

If I had a guy like that in my backseat, I would definately need some type of emission control. Paper towels aren't going to cut it.

Call me crazy, but I'd imagine aftermarket seat covers would be cheaper and just as effective. Maybe some of them floral Wet Okole neoprene ones.

Man... I bought an 05 SE new, and I didn't get one of these. And I got all the factory bells and whistles. It's a rip!

He said he bought his '05 used. The Jackman was original owner. Are you ready?

I did try the search function on the next generation and maintenance areas of the board with no hits. My main question is at what mileage should you switch your masterbating scuba diver from regular lube to snythetic lube? Thanks, I don't want any damaged parts as I am approaching the end of my bumper to snorkel warranty. Oh and did anyone see and increase in gas mileage with the scuba dude jacking off with snythetic?