Hey Ian, let us paypal you some dough to change other users's tag lines or sigs or something like that. It'd be fun for the whole family.

I'd make your's say:

XOC
Proud member of NAMBLA since 1983

Think of all the fun we could have. And it would spawn a whole rash of 'gotta get him back' attacks that would make your wallet really fat and then you could afford an H2 or something nutty. You know you want one.