Saw one this morning that made me bust up laughing:

"This delinquent is banging your honor student"

Now THAT is tight.

Saw one on the way down south.

BORN TO FUCK

Pretty good :p

I always liked:

Keep honking, I'm reloading.

My most recent sighting was this:

Nuke Thier Ass and Take Thier Gas!

Whoever made that one needs to learn to spell

Brent

Mean People
KICK ASS!!!

My favorite as seen on the back of a Repo mans Tow Truck

"Final Notice"

I like JEEPS they taste like chicken. got it on my truck. My mechanic likes it. Some Jeep owners don't judging from their response.

"Life's too short to dance with fat chicks"

I've a Darwin Fish!

I've found Jesus, he's in the trunk

---carlin

"I'd rather be driving!"

-Carlin

"Stupidity should be painful."

Saw one today that said "I Love Mullets"

"Mean people suck! Why don't you come over here and show me how mean you can be!"

"Does not play well with others."

" My priest molested your honor student"

"Work harder, millions on welfare need the money"

"Too low for fat hoes"

"fuck more bitch less"

those are funny

on the back of a septic tank company in jax, fl

"we're #1 in a #2 business"

"Mean people suck...nice people swallow"

On the back of a TJ (sticker was upside down):

" If you can read this...tip me over"

...it took me a minute...

I was going to get that for my X, but knowing people these days, I'll return to my X that's sitting on it's roof because some smart ass can read upside down :p

Yesterday I saw:

" I have SARS. Back off, or I'll cough"

"Save the trees, eat more beaver"

On an old red Ford F-100.....

"I'm a F.A.G."

Fan Against Gordon

ahhhhhh yes the NASCAR crowd in the south.

And who can forget the ol' classic:

"Don't like my driving? Dial 1-800-EATSHIT."

Honk If Parts Fall Off! On the back of my XJ. Hard to see all of it now with the tire though...



People do honk......

I miss the bumber sticker i used to have...

I moved to New York (from Massachusetts) with this bumper stick on my jeep:

"Yankees Suck!"

It actually lasted a few months before someone ripped if off I guess I was lucky that was all they did

My wife loves this one that one Defibvt! She about died laughing
Gator

Saw a sticker on a ZJ the other day with the oval Land Rover emblem that said "Land Rover Recovery Team"

ROTFLOL

Hang Up and Drive

"Visualize using your turn signal."

Drive now - talk later

Or

Driver only carries $20 ammunition

I have to agree...

yeah, i moved from MA to TX my junior year, now that sucked. but i love that sticker, i got a nice red sox one on my X. bravo for being so brave, there are a lot of people in NY willing to kick ur ass for that

My all-time favorite, seen on a POS Jeep CJ-5 in Colorado: "Only Users Lose Drugs."

If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk!

"Mis-spellers of the world UNTIE!"

and

"Visualize World Peas"

are both good, but the one that always has me laughing my head off... "Adoption is also a choice" yes it is... but by saying that you agree that abortion is a choice in the first place... way to go dumb ass

"Horn broke, watch for finger"

If a man is alone in the woods, and says something that no woman can hear......is he still wrong?
-now this is not how I feel, but never the less it's still funny.

"OJ Kills"

"gun control means using two hands"

i agree and endorse this one.

Um, isn't it "Visulize Whirled Peas"?

"Ted Kennedy's car has killed more people than my gun"

Chris

My fiancee saw one with small type:

If you can read this, then get off my fucking ass!!

Saw this one in the parking lot today.
Unless you are a Hemroid get off my ass.

When I was in high school...lo these many, MANY years ago...I had a class called Communications. We received a packed that we had to complete before the end of the semester. This packet was full of fun projects that were designed to bring out our creative sides.

One of the projects was: "Create your own bumper sticker" There was a bumper sticker in the packet...white/blank...ready to become something of my choosing. I wound up getting in trouble for my "creativity"...I will let you be the judges...heh.

My bumper sticker was done in Braille and said:

"If you can read this you are too close"

I was told I was insensitive to blind people and to redo my bumper sticker. I did...and my new bumpersticker said.

"I brake blind people"....apparently in my haste I forgot the word "for". The teacher wasn't very happy...and it was an honest mistake.

I wonder if Nissan has one that says, "Yea, I've got a STIFFY!"

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More?

...please...those are great!

Anybody know this one "To B1 Ask 1"?

"Will Werk for SEX"

the best one i have seen was
(picture of the rebel flag) GET OVER IT YOU LOST!

I have seen this one also.....its a personal favorite.

How about this one..."thanks for holding your breath while I smoke"

A Mason?

Isn't that an SUV in the picture...

Highlife man knows a station wagon when he sees one

My personal favorite:

Its 4:19, got a minute?

Is that what it is? I saw it last night, and couldn't figure it out.

My personal favorite:

NORMAL PEOPLE WORRY ME

These were seen when I lived in Florida:

WELCOME TO FLORIDA. NOW GO HOME.

and

HAPPINESS IS 100,000 CANADIANS HEADED NORTH WITH A YANKEE UNDER EACH ARM

Not to mention whoever made it can't spell.

A co-worker put this on his truck...

There are 10 types of people, those who understand binary, and those who don't.

saw these today.
Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day.

I am nobody, and nobody's perfect, therefore I am perfect

My new favorite, seen yesterday:

It's your hell, YOU burn in it.

A

My all time favorite:

As a matter of fact I do own the whole damn road!!

Heres one I just added to the rear hatch of my X
"sometimes I like it DIRTY!"

My Favorites:
"Everybody's got one, some people are one"

"Your protologist called. They found your head"

"I have the body of a god. Unfortunately,
it's Buddha"

"It IS as bad as you think. They ARE out to get you."

W.W.J.D.
for a Klondike bar?