KY works best.

Yeah, heard about that KY warming personal lubricant. Maybe I should try it next time I see the dealer... i mean... when I grease my muffler bearings.

Makes the whole experience a little less painful.

what kind of mileage are you guys getting with your exterra?



BTW, what's in your CD player right now?

oh and while we're at it, how old are all of you guys?

How many payments do you have left?

oh and i forgot to ask... anyone else have paint problems on their hatch? how about the windows? does anyone have problems with the power windows?

I know my owner's manual only says to tow 5,000 pounds, but do you think I'll be okay pulling a 125-foot double-wide trailer with the O/D still on? I'm moving my home across town.

I used be able to go nearly 500 miles on each tank of gas. (If didn't gun it off the line, of course.)

No.

You need to turn the OD off. Then you'll be fine.

Where do I get those cool blue lights, how much should I pay for them and whats the best brand.

I painted my brake calipars and rotors, now I smell somthing funny like burning or somthin'
Any ideas what it could be....quick cause I really woried and I need to drive 4,000 mile tomorrow.

Do I realy need to change my oil every 3,000 miles. What the best oil? How often do you change yours?
Dealer wants $ 200.00 to change my oil and rotate tires. Is this okay, quick cause I'm standing in front of the service rep with money in my hand!
Call me guys!

Uh, yeah... Urgent! Help!!!

My wife is giving birth, her water just broke. Should I keep my MTs on as daily drivers or should I use my stock set of tires.

How long will my MTs last on the streets; what about ATs?

OK. I better go put ATs on. Hunny!!!! Hold it in for just a few more mins! Daddy's putting rubbers on!

Stop worrying about the tires and quickly get her some food. Preferably Mexican. I'm thinking a nice tostada or taco salad.

I thought this was going o be a failed thread but I actually brought some humor to this board for once.

Congratulations!

That's one in a row.

Those cool blue lights are made from Leapord Eye Balls and you have to import them from Africa. Be sure not to squeeze em.

Your Oil is fine it has been in the ground for millions of years so a few years in the engine will be OK

What you do with your "service rep" that costs $200 is your business. But I will tell you that 1 dollar bills go farther.

how do i shift into 4wheel drive

do i just turn the knob?

I have 7 vehicles in my group, do I need a Special Use Permit?

No permit is required for 7 vehicles, unless one of them is a 4x2, then you will need to go to the Forest Service in person and get on the waiting list.

Yes, but be sure to be completely stopped with the e-brake on and engine off before you turn it, or else you might break your front differential.

At that point blinker fluid sprays everywhere!!!!!

Is there someone here I can complain to about the scratches on my wheels?

Yes complain to NYmadman.

My spare has been stolen. I'm gonna go sue NISSAN for faulty design and sue my dad for not putting on a condom years back.

jim shrake is a bastard because he wont send me any decals. i will never by anything from shrockworks ever again.

also some vendor told me i was too stoopid to own his merchandise, is he right?