Heres an idea (courtesy of the wife).

If you have never read your manual then go grab your manual and stick em next to the toilet so you read em.

That's where I do most of my reading. I only have the PDF version of mine so I guess I have to bring my laptop on the shitter.

or print it out And in a pinch you have reserve TP

I do some of my best thinking on the Throne.

As long as it isn't glossy paper

Ditto-but my wife gets pissed at all the mags piling up. Of course she never admits that her mags are there as well. And her poop smells like roses. LOL.

Hell, I was watching HGTV (get over it) the other day, and they remodeled the entire bathroom. The male designer rigged up a light sconce, with its own switch, right over the throne for the husband.

As the Guiness dudes would say, "Brilliant!".

I too, do my best thinking (and reading) on the porcelain palace.

Need a magazine/toilet paper holder.

I got something like this:


You guys remember the man's bathroom in Home Improvement/Tool Time? It had a reclyning toilet, big screen TV, telephone, and a bunch of other stuff.