Its that time again to ask the all knowing Chia anything

Ever done two chicks at the same time?

What are the winning numbers for this Friday's "MegaMillions" drawing?

Do you still drive like shit?

Please solve for us the Riemann hypothesis.

When will we hit $5/gallon nationwide? I made a bet that it would be the 2nd weekend of August.

Why did you start this thread?

My left nut hangs lower than the right. Does that mean I'm a left brain thinker or is my left nut about to fall off?

Does Little Baby Chia have green hair? Do you have any birds or cats or dogs or other Chia pets?

If you molest your inner child, can you go to prison?

If Kim is half as old as Bobby who is two years older that twelve year old Torry, for how many more thirty day months with their threesomes be considered statutory rape?

Why does it hurt when I Pee

How do you go to the potty when you're flying to the moon?

You have no intention of answering any of these questions, do you?

Why?

42?

How do you spell "cat"?

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. . . you're looking for the "k", aren't you?

No

1 3 5 7 9 and bonus ball is 34

No I dont. I have actually discovered u have less at fault accidents if you dont drive like shit.

The answer is 3.

Janurary 1st 2009

Because it was extremely slow at work this week and I ran out of Star Wars legos to build

Sorry dude your nuts gonna fall off. I hear there is a place in Mexico that does Nut transplants though. www.mexicandoctor.com

No baby chia dosent have green hair...yet!! Wel they are my pets so they are technially Chia Pets

How do you make a good Leverwurst?.

Only if you get caught

Right around 44 thirty day months until kim hits 18

Because you have gonorehia(sp). You can thank madman for that

Special equipment that sucks ur pee into a beer bottle

Sorry was watching the princess bride. And this stupid flood protection makes it difficult to answer quickly

Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?

And can they eat a cow that is brain dead? (it's a vegetable!)

Why ask why drink Bud Dry

7x6

Grayham

No.....6x7

Lever, Garlic, Thyme, Oregano, Chipotle Peppers and Paprika

Yes and No.

why did claus delete the original phat chick thread?

why are there no new contributions to said phat chick thread?

and whats up with Liz and the dinosaur with the short arms?

Lever?....Like the soap?

Why is this brought up in every thread?

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a wood chuck, could chuck wood?

and

"There are 7 school kids on a bus. The bus is yellow with 4 wheels with 8 lug nuts. Each child has 7 backpacks. Each backpack has 2 zippers and 10 buttons. Inside each backpack is 7 momma cats. Each Momma cat has 7 baby cats. Half of the cats are white, 1/3 are red and the rest are black.

Question: How many legs are there in the bus?"

Is putting Tirefoam on Offroad tires not like wearing your wifes panties cause it makes your unit look big? (zuzuman)

Will this hurt on the way out?

Just the fact that Chia put that in there makes this an all-time thread.

If man is five and the devil is six does that that make me seven?

No, God is seven. This monkey's gone to heaven.

Do we really have nothing better to do than read threads like this?

Wait, I don't need no stinkin' Big Daddy Chia to answer this.

The answer is...apparently.

He didnt his wife did
Because Air B and Silver Kat have better things to do
It s a joke that goes back a long time.

Yes.lol

Because your Liz and its a never ending joke that actually has gotten old and not funny anymore

2 Cords of wood

And Assuming there is no bus driver then 1386 legs. If there is a bus driver 1388 legs

Yes

Only if you go for the super spice version and add one teaspoon of habenero juice to the mix.

"If I smoke a joint, and get the urge to eat pussy, is that considered munchies"

sounds organic.

Its the XOC equivalent of "hot grits and natalie portman".

Hmmm, interesting combo...

Did the plane on the treadmill ever take off?

What makes anyone think that Scott has the brain power to answer any of these questions?

What has America given the world apart from George Bush, Cheerios, and the ThighMaster?

how many times do you need to crossbreed a zebra and a hippo to get a striped hippo?

Yes it is.

Yes it did. Dont you watch TV

Unlike the majority of people on XOC, my thinking isn't inhibited by drugs or alcohol

Ricers

It will take approxemetly 37 times to get it right. I cam to that conclusion because only dumb rednecks would try it and it would take them that long to finally figure out that they shouldnt get a zebra to fuck a hippo.

Is Lindsay Lohan really a lesbian?

also...

Can Clint Eastwood at his advanced age, still beat the shit out of Spike Lee?

Why is your penis so small?

I have seven vehicles in my group, do I need a special use permit?

Actually Lindsay Lohan is a gay man trapped in a womans boyd.

And yes Clint could still whoop spike lees ass.

Why u been in my bathroom

Yes its called a lucky Seven permit. All you need to do is paypal 7,777 Dollars to q_ball80@yahoo.com and I will issue a life time Lucky Seven permit

How many Ninjas are lurking in this thread?

You guys are slow. 42 is the answer to EVERYTHING.

235

don't answer a question with a question.

From Donnie: Why do you wear that stupid bunny suit?

From Frank: Why are you wearing that stupid man suit?

why did you feel the need to kick my ass at the trivia game today!?!?!

ps. this thread is funny.

How long does it take the Millenium Falcon to do the Kessel Run?

Is Harvey really a pooka?

12 parsecs

To show how smart I am at usless knowledge

Sometimes. Thats my last question for the Ask Chia Anything thread.

Why?

You know that a parsec is a unit of length right?

What would a toilet look like if your knees bent the other way?

If you put in your two cents but only get a penny for your thoughts... where does the other penny go?

The government