What a pile of crap. I thought if you read the fine print on the back of the ticket, there's verbiage to the effect of, "if you are dumb and slow enough to get smacked in the face by a puck, its your own damn fault."

Well, that's not "exactly" what it says, but the last time I was at a MN Wild game I read the back during a period break and that's what I got out of it.