I was in a loud, smoky bar when the Houston Rockets made their first run at a national championship when suddenly, they broke in to show a slow speed Bronco chase. The rest is history.

Today, I go downstairs for lunch and I turn on CNN to see a LIVE broadcast of a deputy's car bringing Paris Hilton back to see the judge.


"WOW," I thought, "She must have finally snapped and killed somebody!"

Regrettably, no.

No, we're showing this LIVE because... well, because a judge ordered her back. SO F*CKING WHAT? Is there nothing else happening in the world?

I turned it off.

I don't care if she can suck chrome off a trailer hitch.

She's just not attractive.

American Justice :rolleyes:

10 years for Nothing.....

Agreed. I don't think shes that great either.

Why is this shit news? The only thing newsworthy is the fact she's making an even bigger joke out of the CA justice system and its leniency on celebrities

I find it amusing that she was trying to sound contrite and fix her "reputation."

Boy, she sure fucked THAT up now!

(Another vote for her not being that attractive. I always thought her sister was better looking...but who cares about either one? (Well, at least her sister has been mostly successful at shedding the "pretend-she-has-money-when-it's-actually-her-parents-money" reputation.))

Yup, me too. She's not hot... she's just not. She's been made famous by the media and has done absolutely nothing to be considered a "celebrity" if it wasn't for them. And if I had to pick, I'd defintely go with the sister as well.

This concludes the XOC talk on this worthless subject.

Back to jail for Paris! Now she has to serve the entire 45 days instead of the original 20 something she had to serve before they let her out. While I'm glad that she's not getting special treatment, it's pretty fucked up that they let her out and then not only did they send her back, but they increased the sentance too. I think her lawyers will have a field day with that.

They didn't increase her sentence. She was original sentenced to those days. The 23 or so days - that's for good behavior. Behavior she obviously does NOT have.

Yeah, but the report said that she will have to serve out her "entire" sentence. Not just the 20 something days she was going to serve before. Oh well, who really cares I guess.

The LA Sheriff should be fired and held in contempt of court for what he did in this case.

I'd hit it.

I "heard" the "medical condition" was her saying she refused to eat till she was let back home... WTF

I read the same thing.

She was allowed to bring in her own private psychologist (the same one who interfered with the Michael Jackson criminal trial and investigation).

If mental stress was a free ticket out of jail... no one would ever be locked up.

The whole thing stinks.

Are you kidding me?

Let her starve.

You are the master....classic

Shoot the fucking bitch in the head and take Rosie with her.

I'd be more than happy to feed her my own very special protein shake several times a day. It's all natural, 100% organic, hand crafted in small batches & recent studies show it helps fight depression in women.

So when is someone going to post her sex video?

Eh, Pam & Tommy's was way better.

She'd probably disappear if she ate any less. All that would be left is her big ass hook nose!