Wacky Bumper Stickers

Hi guys, check this:

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Do Not Wash - this vehicle is undergoing a scientific dirt test.

It was only a lane change!

I drive this way just to piss you off.

Go on, I'll see you at the next traffic light.

share your own !

"I like JEEPS they taste like chicken" I have this on my truck.

How about this one....

"If you are going to ride my ass.. At least pull my hair."

My personal favorite:

Ass, gas, or grass
Nobody rides for free

The Feb. 24th Time Magazine had a story about the SUV rage, with an interesting sidebar story about some environmentalist wacko groups who run around at night like some sort of greenpeace commando squad putting bumper stickers on gas-hog SUV's (I guess we'd qualify). :rolleyes:

Anyway, these stickers say stuff like "I'm changing the climate. Ask me how" and my favorite "I don't care about the air." Man, I wish one of them would "sticker" my Xterra! What a badge of honor!

I haven't looked here yet, but the article says the nutcases can be found at changingtheclimate.com

Might be worth a look to see what they'll be up to be up to next.

How about this one:

"It's not a beer belly, it's a fuel tank for a sex machine"

Man that SUV tagging site is hysterical. It is a bunch a greenpeace wanna bees but atleast they have a scense of homour about this.
I doubt the Xterra is indanger of getting tagged. They only target the big boys like the Land Rovers, Escalades and H2's.

One thing is to put stickers... another thing is to do this:



I would make real some sticker statement in that freak who dares make this to my truck...

Hey man, this is good!!

One always have to deal with that guy: "hey man, you know, I have my car at the dealership, so could you please...." ... and Murphy Law says that this guy lives at the other side of the city...

So it will be useful to have one of these stickers at every passanger door of your truck!!

...with the first "satisfied customer" you gonna disappear from the "ride for free" list

Keep changing the climate...

Here are some others I have seen:

"Spotted Owl Tastes Like Chicken"

"I am not tailgaitng, I am drafting!"

My personal fave...

"My priest molested your honor student"

My favorite (seen on a Lesbian's car)

"If cucumbers could take out the trash, we wouldn't need men"

[QUOTE]Originally posted by Abiel Guerra:

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Do Not Wash - this vehicle is undergoing a scientific dirt test.
I got this a while ago...........

"Visualize No Liberals!"

Not that an Xterra would need this...

In a rear bumper of a Mexican colective bus:

IF YOU CAN, PASS ME

and at the front bumper:

YOUR SISTER !

I like that one - that's funny as hell!

I've always loved:

"Friends help you move...best friends help
you move bodies"

I've got "Born to fish, forced to work" on mine

haha im putting this one on the inside of my X when it comes so when i give girls rides home from school i will get somethin for it!

My personal fav.
"My golden retriever is smarter than your honor student."

My favorite is "Ted Kennedy's car has killed more people than my guns" I laugh everytime I see it.

Let's see if we can derail this and send it to the ALR. These are my favorites:

The best one I have seen lately is;

"First Iraq, next France"

"Keep honking, I'm reloading"

saw this years ago-

"Support BINGO. Keep Grandma OFF the Streets."

Haven't seen it in awhile, but my favorite is "If you're gonna be a turd, go lay in the yard"

I like this one:
"Your not my wife or my boss, so why are you on my ass?

Gator

"I'm not as think as you drunk I am"

"My honor student got your honor student prenent"

"If it has tits or tires it has problems"

"It's 4:19, got a minute?"

Hey Mbflyerman,
That's a great quote by a great man.

"No man ever won a war by dying for his country. He won by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his country".

Here's some great bumper stickers;

"Politicians prefer Unarmed Peasants" or;

"Politicians prefer Gun Control"
With the symbols of Nazi Germany, the Russian Hammer and Sickle, and Red China.

"A man without a gun is a Subject, A man with a gun is a Citizen".

"The Second Amendment; America's original Homeland Security".

Another classic: "Only users lose drugs" Looks great next to those D.A.R.E. stickers!

If you can read this, Roll me over. (upside down)

I saw a great sticker the other day on the back window of a lifted Chevy pick-up with huge tires. It said "You're right, I don't understand that Jeep thing."

its a jeep thing! and i dont care

your jeep isn't an SUV
and my SUV isn't a jeep

"Eat Beans, America Needs the Gas."

"If you don't like the way I drive, get off the sidewalk."

And, what would probably be Madman and Off2cjb's favorite (and I think it is kinda funny)...

"I used to be a Democrat. Then I got a job."

I've thought about getting one that says,

"I used to be a Republican, but then I got a conscience."

Hate to say it but I know one that needed that one. Do you know Logan???? Check out X of the week # 037.

way way cool! i think you all will agree!!! But i'm pretty sure that this guy didn't get any!

My GF just bought one for a ricer friend of mine:

Will Race 4 Food