You Might Be an Xterra Owner If...

Just add on to the sentence, kinda like jeff foxworthy's redneck jokes.

You might be an xterra owner if...
...your window regulators go out
...you say "X" to abbreviate Xterra
...you point and laugh at stuck jeeps
...you crave mud
...your on the XOC at 3 A.M.!!! (thats central time)

you might be an xterra owner if...

you make a thread entitled "you might be an xterra owner if"

jk its all i could come up with

crap, i don't even own one yet, and i' on this site.

You might be an xterra owner if...

you think that your TOYOTA will change
into a XTERRA, and then you think you
can laugh at the stuck JEEPS.....

Only if you where a redneck.....

.

oh damn 520am and thinking like
this on the Friday the 13th damn its
going to be a good day

TAKE CARE

BOOM

...if you walk half way around the block and realize your coke bottle has a cup holder attached to it.

... if you try to convince people that blue seat fabric really does go with any paint color.

....on road trips, you would rather sleep in your X than pay money for a hotel.

Amen to this.

That's so true!

LOL
I third that remark!

I can relate to that..

me too

....you can make an inside joke about kmoving

you might be an xterra owner if...

You drive one...

ooooh yeah.

You might be an Xterra owner if...

- you roast any newbie on XOC that calls Xterra a car.

-you look outside your window at night and admire how good the car looks in the moonlight.

-after a wheeling trip you drive your car covered in mud for a little while around town and feel good about it.

-your wife/girlfriend thinks you're cheating on her with the car.

.... if you spend more time thinking about what aftermarket parts you can buy today then what work you can do to fix up your house

---your part of a help support group known as XOC.

---you use any nice rocks on the side of the road to take a few flex shots.

---your single and class your Xterra as your girl.

---you actually support the use of stickers.

---your single and class your Xterra as your man.

For all the single ladies in the bunch!

Ummm...shhh...dude your giving away my secrets.

double that

that too i check on my X whenever i get a window seat somewhere, my girlfriend thinks im obsessed...well maybe shes right with that one

----XOC is your home page and before you do ANYTHING on line, you look to see if there are any new posts. :rolleyes:

DUDE RE-READ YOUR POST!!

uh ohh.... its flaming time!!!!

...you are constantly looking around for anyone....PLEASE GOD ANYONE!! who has done any sort of modifications to their X for you to relate to...

you're know you're an xterra owner if

...you come on this board and bitch out anyone who doesnt use the search feature

You might be an Xterra Owner if...

You dissapear to town and tell your wife you hung out at the Nissan Dealership... and with out a flinch she believes you.

....if you make a point of driving by office buildings with mirrored glass just so you can see yourself in your X.

You might be an Xterra owner....

When you have a shit eating grin, that just doesnt seem to be going away because you just bought one,and your dying to just go sit in it, and touch and play with everything...+ you cant wait to see your self in it... that reminds me i gotta find some mirrored glass buildings around here

IM SOOOOOOOO EXCITED ..I pick it up tomorrow

I could put more smiley faces but im limited to 8

... If you've ever typed the term "Xcursion"

... If as a man you've ever had someone tell you you they "like your rack"

you might be an Old Skool onwer if:

... You actually know what the X wink is, how to perform it... and have.

...if gas goes down 3cents so you rush to the station along with jerry cans.

...if gas goes down 2 cents so you rush to the station along with jerry cans.

Spanky = Tonka Ross = Old Skewl.

(Still do the X wink to those X's with the square headlights)

You ARE an old skewl X owner if....

you remember Boarderphreak, MindyX, Lester Burnam or King Cobra.

Also if you remember the advent of this little guy right here------>

(Not to mention the "Original Booty Call Thread" and "Spankfest 2001")

The first time this happend, my girlfriend was drinking Propel, not even realizing that the cupholder was at the bottom of the bottle. I look at her like this and she sees the cupholder on the bottom, and does this Good stuff.

... if your insane obsession with your Xterra has started to infect your wife and now everytime she goes by the Nissan dealershp she wants to stop and look at the green offroad X in the back ... just makes the pain worse honey

I have caught myself thinking this. DOH!

....if you've ever been banned from XOC for flipping Ian shit after one of his famous arguments. Those were the days. We made up. I came back.

I think Boarderphreak got banned right after I did.....

...if you carry around 17 spare tierod centers and can replace one in under 5 minutes.
...if you can have a conversation with friends and mention "that $#%&ing spring hanger!" and everyone knows you got hung up on it
...you enjoy the luxury of neoprene against your skin.
...you've groveled to aftermarket parts manufacturers to make something for YOUR truck

...you get urked when they call your rig "Exterra" or "Xtra."

...you follow/lead an Xterra on the freeway and do a "spontaneous Xcursion."

....you look for shortcuts that actually take longer but are worth it because it requires 4Lo.

You might be an Xterra owner if:

You are always asking yourself where you could have lost that center cap.

Just might be an Xterra owner if you look through the 4-Wheel Parts Wholesalers catalog and wonder why they have 5 different lifts for fat-ass Subs but only one for your X.

You might be an Xterra owner if:

You think center caps on an Xterra look strange.

...if you have never used your first aid kit.

....if you store lots of survival supplies in your X, none of which you will ever need to use.

and you might be old skool if you remember big-dumb-rack-man and the gurney.

...you just slapped your XOC decal on your X like I just did

... you know what it means to Mosi a tailpipe and have done it.

You park next to other Xterras even if there is a better space available.

Hah, Good one.

How 'bout, you might be Old Skool if:

-You know who Divsoft is.
-You know why the XOC forum is named "Clubhouse"
-Still cringe everytime you remember waiting 10 minutes for a post to show up on the Clubhouse
-Know that Steve from Marlboro had nothing to do with Cigarettes.

Those are good Jason, add this one-

You know who Xena is and get the post for her in the clubhouse..

- That one pumped me up.

-old skool: if you started out on Yahoo clubs before XOC.

i am guilty of this...

this too...argh

Dude, I HATE when that happens!!

My sister was making fun of me the other day because when we came out of the movie theater from seeing SW's III, there was a red X parked next to mine and I was really excited by this. I like to think that my X had a good time communing with the other one!

Love this thread, BTW....

you trade in two cars and buy an X for your two Beagles!

You think that branch scratches down either side actually gives a nice effect to the paint job.

if most of these posts apply to you.

if after 4 years you still armor all her every day.

if you still smile when you see your truck everyday.

You speed up or slow down just to see if the X in the next lane has an XOC sticker on it.

you might be an Xterra owner if...

you go mudding when you have washed your truck the day before

- Your kids are starving, but your X looks great.

- You tell your girlfriend that Paragon is going to the beach.

- You would rather go to the dentist than post on XOC.

How does that keep the interior dry?

You might be an X owner if

....you've learned not to "top off" your tank...
....you point and laugh at people with General tires...
....Visa calls you to say "did you authorize a charge of $1800 to (insert company here) for truck parts?...
....Your local junkyard knows you by name after you pulled apart their nicely wrecked X for the Steering Box, interior parts, extra engine parts, well, pretty much the parts that wasn't wrecked...
....A weird rattle noise is cured by turning up the radio...

big dumb rack man....LOL! I think he's still around somwhere.

I haven't had my X for two years and I still look for XOC stickers.

LOL these are easily the best ones and I am guilty of all the above !
oh yeah one more to add
...you Xvoy to the Xcursion

You go camping and intentionally forget the tent so you can sleep in the X.
You swerve to hit mud puddles rather than avoid them.
Check XOC for new posts on lunch break.
Start a conversation with "I was reading a post on XOC..."

.. Driving down the freeway in your '01 you hear the air damn shaking in the wind
.. You always look at the other Xs and wonder if they are part of the XOC and while driving the opposite way look at the back to see if they have an XOC sticker
.. Your friends nominate you to drive everywhere cause you got the biggest vehicle
.. You sat staring at your medkit thinking of cool ways to use it. I mean hell that was an extra 500 bucks right?!
.. You rush to people's aid with your medkit just to use a bandaids. And when you do so you do it proudly and say "My Xterra has this in there!"
.. jump curbs just because you havent offroaded in a while and it feels good to be jolted around
.. You look at the Ford Escape, Hyundai Santa Fe and just laugh

You might be an Xterra owner if...

...if you buy an Xterra the same day as your best friend, so you can have "His" and "Hers" Xterra
...if you tell everybody in your circle of friends who just got one
...if you get excited to find out that another friend just got one
...if you talk everybody into getting one, and telling them who already have an Xterra

TJ

GUILTY

.... Your desktop wallpaper on your work computer is X related

.... You like it when a car comes towards you on a single lane park road, because you are obligated to go up on the embankment

.... You hope the storm hits hard during your family camping trip so you all have to sleep in the X (it passed)

I am constantly taking my cup holder into the house or into work with me.

Cup holders all the way...
They could not have designed them to stay on any better even if they spent money doing it...
Hell...maybe they did spend money to do it!

...if you spend more money on the X than on rent, food, or higenic products combined.

...if you imagine a senario where armageddon occurs, but you are OK because you can live in the mountains with the X

...if you consider your X "home away from home"

...if you consider your X a safety blanket, warm and safe no matter where you are

...if you always park where you can stare at it while eating dinner at a resturaunt

...if you get off on jeepers saying "you did this trail in THAT?!"

Ok.. yeah I have tons more, but I am starting to look like a crazy person.

You swerve to hit mud puddles rather than avoid them.

I did this with my in-laws in the back seat the other day and scared the hell out of them. It was one of those puddles that comes up and completely obliterates your vision for a few seconds. They drive a Camry and are one of the puddle dodger types.

you have a title for an xterra with your name on it. then you might be an xterra owner.

You got it there jef.

I've been around a while.. and something I haven't seen on one of these threads... is..

You might be an Xterra owner if you know what the 3pack is and what it means to the Xterra.

Ok... I'm done, but guilty of a lot of the aforementioned items.

-Jeremy

You remember that "All your Xterra are belong to us."

hahahahahaha! i love that. All of your base are belong to us.

I remember the term. Can't quiet remember what it was though.
Another couple for the old schoolers.
-You remember the Xterras have SQUARE lights.
-Threads about parts designed for the X went on for ages with everyone saying about time.

There is nothing wrong with this one!

...you're on a first-name basis with a Nissan service rep.

oh yeah, I went there

Your salesman uses pics of you on the web to sell Xterra's.

You might be an xterra owner if...

You buy a 2002 4x4 SE to drive around in and then think about buying a second one for off-roading.

...you're driving at night and you can tell there is another Xterra 3 vehicles back just by looking at the headlights.

..if you wave at every other X on the road, and never get a wave in return

:rolleyes:

haha, old dudes with X's always wave at me over here. None of the chicks do though.

true dat!! Like what the ****???

Cup holders all the way!

Mine accidentally go with me everywhere...and then I end up leaving them somewhere. I have had to replace them several times. Darn 20 oz. bottles!

...when your friend is coming over with a cooler and says "hey, pop the hatch" but you have to get out and open it with the key!

you know what company made the first suspension lift for the Xterra and also know that the kit was 2wd only.

you know that it was not
"all your xterra are belong to us"

it was
"All your trails are belong to us"

you might be an xterra owner if you know the above statement shows either:

A: eXiled is a cheap bastard who did not go for the keyless entry OR power door locks.

or

B: eXiled is too stupid to push the unlock button.

That is freaky...i caught myself doing that at breakfast and my girlfriend had to wave her hand in front of my face to snap me out of it hahah

Yes, but you also remember "All your thigh are belong to us."

My wife looks through here and says "I can see alot of these in you"

haha my girlfriend does that to me all the time, how about you know your an X owner when you snap the first couple pictures on your camera on your freshly shined up X on prom night instead of your date...did that this year, again the girlfriend was not too happy lol

.....If you have one. Talked your friend into buying one. Bought a second one. Then try to talk him into buying a second one too!

.....If you busted the same guys chops for months to sign up on XOC, till he finally actually does!
Am I right Rugged34?? hahahahaa, Welcome aboard!

...if you have one those Matchbox toy Xterras, and in some cases even paint it to make it look like your real one

haha I was looking for a little toy Xterra last week. I couldn't find any at all =(

If you toss out a drink at 5am, only to discover the next morning that your cup holder is GONE!