I totalled my Xterra and ive never been happier

After being t-boned by a clueless woman in a 1994 ford windstar my x-terra, if thats even a word, was totaled. i've never been happier. after the impact of my collision, in which i completed, and landed, a 180- misty flip i came to my senses. the xterra was the worse mistake i ever made. after getting way more money from insurance for the X then it deserved i went out and bought a jeep, the best decision i ever made. the grand cherokee never has broken down when driven off pavement, something my x-terra did more than once (in dirt driveways). also i no longer am tempted to use a roof rack which can only hold 30 pounds, what did nissan think i wanted to carry? 3 ski poles? my friends came to call the X "xena, warrior pincess" a name that reflected its worthless nature. also my door handles have never been more accessible now that they aren't side mounted pieces of plastic. i also enjoyed the outward dent on the back of the vehicle where my med kit was suppose to be, its not like the x-terra could even get far enough off-road where an injury requiring a med kit could occur. its also nice to not have my friends sit in the back and, not only hit their heads on the roof, but also completely make it impossible to see out the back. totaling my xterra was the best thing that ever happened to me, and i hope you can all one day share this experience and come to the same realization that i did.

Thank you. Now go troll the jeep boards, asshat noob.

whats that? that your a fucking retard.

ninja? you're a ninja?

Completely worthless post. I don't see the point of going to a jeep forum and bashing my old Grand Cherokee that had major transmission problems at 50K....nor do I see any point to your being here....You were unhappy with your X, and now its gone. Now bugger off, and find a lovely bunch of jeep only folks to take you into their fold.

Yeah, go feel good about yourself for bashing people you WMF

Great first post.



I used to Jeep.

Have fun with your new much more reliable truck, I mean Grand Cherokee.

I have no idea where the 30 lb roof rack thing came from...all the ones WE had were rated for 150 lb.

Not sure how long you had your X for...but you post as though you had the Jeep long enough to say how much more reliable it was...so must have been a while ago?

From a psychological perspective, I'm curious as to what motivated you to get a jeep, and then, obviously years later after seeing how reliable the jeep was, finding an Xterra forum, registering, and posting how much better you like the Jeep?

Why did you even get an X in the first place? sounds like the above assessments of you are correct.....

How about Admin go ahead and delete that account.

you guys are really offended. wow. i also like 4runners.

Let me see my Grand Cherokee needed a Trans at 65k and the engine craped out at 87K. The jeep Sucked off road and I have broken numerous parts driving on the Freekin ROAD. If you gave me a choise of Foreign truck vs AMC (America made CRAP) I would chose most foreign any day of the week. The only jeep I would own would be a Wrangler which is good for OFF-ROAD only. Here is a new link for you to play hide and go F yourself with. http://www.jeepforum.com

Wait, so your Xterra was t-boned, flipped and you walked away from the crash without getting any major injuries? Seems like you have a lot to be happy about. That Xterra saved your life.

Enjoy your violation of the Terms of Service? Not as much as XOC is going to enjoy banning your troll ass

So you didn't like your X... that's fine... I like mine. Get off my board :rolleyes:

this asshole probably never had an X...he's just a troll here to stir up shit. It worked. Now go fuck yourself.

yup, and you're a fuckin retard, you fuckin retard.

your transmission always crapped out in biloxi becuase you live in biloxi and the 78 cents taken in from taxes in biloxi was not enough to fix the one road in biloxi. also i believe that cars have personalities and your jeep was pissed to be living in biloxi. your xterra is too dumb to realize it was in biloxi, and just happy to be out of japan, even though its in biloxi.

I swear to god I am going to hunt down and choke the shit out of the next person that posts a reply to this idiot in this thread.

Are you really so pathetic as to need to go to a board and run your mouth about a vehicle you did not like when you had it....obviously for no other reason than to stir shit? Oh....I guess you are that pathetic, as you did do that.....

glad to see you're not sweating to god any more!

Uh oh......

touche.

You are so on my list!

Guys, please. If you don't respond, the attention whore will wander off to the same lonely place he came from before he posted here.

My List
1. YOU
2. Him

That's actually.....touché

Anyone going to see the new james Bond Movie this weekend?.

Jeeps are like tampons....Every pussy needs one! Now, if only I can find that jpeg again!!!

nice quote...hawk.

Let me see the Jeep I had in Philadelphia PA!!

quakers dont pay taxes.

i thought about it. my roommate already has tickets for tonight... he bought them a few days ago. probably going to be pretty packed, ill most likely avoid the theaters.

Dear clueless noob

Please drink a Bleach Martini
Shaken or stirred it doesn't matter. I don't think your the kind that could tell the difference.

P.S.

Your sister want's her barbie jeep back.

yeah there is a fine line, and that was stupid.

I might looks like a great movie

It's nice to see them trying to bring the franchise back to the characters and writing as much as explosions and gadgets.

So you're a college kid at Arizona?

Just how much life, have you lived?

I got the Carne Asada, It is Awesome!

I enjoyed this post. btw, what year was your xterra?
5 trucks for you..mainly because I despise the rating system and life isn't fair, but in your case, getting 5 trucks because I like your attitude.

I couldn't decide between the shrimp or the steak fajitas so I went with enchaladas del mar.

They were a lovely blend of bay shrimp and crab with onion and celantro drizzled with a delicate creamy white sauce.

Tre magnifique!

I love fajinas. Oh, wait, was that Freudian?

i hate cilantro

Ever had the steak tampico and lobster enchiladas at Manuels in San Diego off (IIRC) Nimitz and Shelter Island drive? PA-DOW!

all this talk about mexican food is making me think about a the problems we have with illegal aliens in this country.

Will 44's fit on my truck or do I have to lift it first? Did anyone notice that gas prices went up? Someone died today and the day before too even. I like soup, yaaaaa, ya definitely. Yaaaa, Calmini sucks. Whoppers on Playboy Channel at 8, yaaaaa.
:rolleyes:

A blond James Bond is just wrong.

yyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!

wait a minute! i see whats goin on here! you guys are trying to talk about things that aren't relevant to this. well done. i think i might buy a ford explorer, i don't know though, i just don't. maybe a volvo. anything but an xterra.

ps. like you guys have a website about your cars.
pps. i bet most of you dont know what ps means, let alone pps. and if there is a person who knows what it means they are going to reply and think they are sweet. but your not, and neither is your car.

MANAMANA !

One turned in front of me and totaled my truck monday and ran from the scene like INS was hot on his tail . Luckily my XTERRA saved the life of my wife, unborn child, and myself.

My first reaction was to delete this trolls pos thread, but in hindsight I guess it just sheds a little light on the average Jeep enthusiasts M O.

i understand all that, i was making a joke because of all the political shit thats going on around here pertaining to mexicans, and how anybody with a tan is automatically a wetback regardless of......... nevermind, it was a joke.

Prolly a slope headed, slant-eyed, buck toothed, rice eating gook. They're the only drivers worse than the Mexicans here.. :rolleyes:

(And no, I'm not a rascist. I don't even drive a fast car.)

I gotcha' Manny Just playin' along..

ETA- See the ?

The more you reply, the dumber you sound....

Go beat off to your moms cosmo mag or something. I think the new Sears catalog is out to if mommy hid the cosmo's due to jizz stains.

shit man i though i needed to bust out the boxing gloves, funnels and kitty cats for a thro down all out get out brawl.

yeah, ya got me.

That is pretty ironic that two of us here have gotten into hit-and-run accidents from an illegal who turned left into us and bailed the scene.

Sucks huh?

( were you here during that fiasco? At least you weren't called a racist for stating the obvious.

NO! Really? You got the carne asada too?

i was the one running....

ive never been happier, today is my last day of smoking.

maybe a rav-4, or a geo.

nobody likes a quiter....

good luck

Thanks. I will need it. it will not be easy, but I will do it.

what the hell is going on in here, eh?

what a doof. why did this guy even post? it makes no logical sense!

anarchy!

"Thanks for the memories..."

Always Hope.

Them were the days....

Now we got the "Internets"

Signed

GWB

and jeeps not a word either

If everyone would ignore shit like this, we'd all be much happier.

Doubt this upset anyone. Smelled like troll from the start. Just a little Friday afternoon flame war.

Nice thread!

yup i actually had something to look forward to for 30 min.

He obviously has ADD.

i had fun

This was enjoyable!

think i am going to get some baja fresh... im hungry

p.s. i like the muppets.. that manamana video made my day

I need a beer.....

Me too.

You bought a Grand Cherokee? What a laugh! What kind of rear axle does it have?

All I can say is good riddance. Have fun with your unibody mall-terrain vehicle. We'll stick to the trails.

Heck no. It's hilarious!

lmao a Jeep, welcome to the world of more problems

I've never been UNhappier... my Xterra is 250 miles away and I won't see it until maybe Thursday! Even worse is I don't think I'm gonna get any mexican food today!

So tell the truth DBAX, did you sign up a new account and start this?

I never got an answer, though...

"kid going to school in Arizona?"

particularly one that enjoys the sport of tennis?

Am I close?

Nah, it's not me . Like I said, my first reaction was to delete it upon first treading it in lieu of recent events in my life.. Arizona thing is purely coincidental.

I puked 11 times in 14 hours last night, nasty little virus running around..so thought why the fuck feel hung over without having drank anything...I so am getting pissed, just my little FUCK YOU to the flu bugs...update later, MORE LAGER !!!!

Hey, if no one else has said it yet so simply and in plain English...let me be the first to say:

Welcome to XOC...now go fuck yourself.

Fried Rice Mofo?

Why are there so many idiots who feel compelled to make us (ex) Jeep owners look like asshats?

I know plenty of people who wheel, and will wheel with anything, as long as your truck can keep up that's all that matters. Who the fuck cares what the emblem on the front says?

Oh, and for the record - I loved my Cherokee but I'm really liking my X. Besides, us Cherokee guys always thought the Grand owners were a bunch of Mall Crawlers anyways.

Speaking of which, you guys ever see or hear about the 'Jeepny'...the local choice for transportation in the Philippines...

The frustrating part is this jizzbeard actually got rated. I've posted some substantial material (epecially in the club house),I fucking love my X, I drink, I smoke, I've even had sex in my X with my g/f who's super hot and is 12 years younger than my wife. SO what's a guy gotta do around here to get some trucks??

Looks like a few folks gave you 1 truck. Just to be mean to them, I gave you 5. Three of those were because you're a VW fan (I have two - '69 Standard and \'71 Super ) and two were for the VW chicks you've been posting in the Phat Chicks thread.

From a Jeep owner to a fellow Jeep owner, some words of wisdom: Go fuck yourself, troll!

Thanx Xorand! I've got a 62 Standard Bus and a 91 Passat...you guys wanna talk about tempermental vehicles?

No doubt.

A single VW bug in good running condition probably drops more oil than any X with a bad rear main seal.

Are you kidding? Theres nothing like pumping up our e-Peen!

Why did you dig this thread up.....wait why am I posting to this?

Seriously? A year old?

Go search for "badercarma", "limowreck" and "kmoving" and pump your ePeen on those, too.

Its called a joke...its the first time I had seen the thread and I was reading it. I was kind of making fun of others pumping up their ePeens...

Every now and then, its funny when people post stuff that you just know is going to get flamed. Keeps people alive heh....so sorry to offend you haha. I will be happy to delete my post, I dont care, but its pointless to do that if everyones quoted it.

Duh - I just read through like 4 pages of this before I realized it was last year.

Well hell, as long as we're diggin up crap from last year, why not take a trip to:
Candy Mountain

Ive seen that 100 times, its pretty funny heh.

x2

It's always interesting to me, when some Xterra hater feels the need to post on this site. What's the point? That person wants to piss us all off? Why? Who cares what they think? I really love my X. I'm happy every time I get in it to drive somewhere. Last weekend, I had it out in the desert, trail crawling through gullys and haulin' butt on the flats. It was great! The X performed every task assigned without any problem at all!
Xterra haters are not going to make people that love their trucks change their minds. I've talked to quite a few X owners and every single one loved their trucks. [
Obviously this guy just enjoys yanking everybody on this site's chain. Whatever lj

Fighting on the internet is like being in the special olympics,

win lose, or draw you are still fucking retarded.



so here is to all the retards
smoke em if ya got'em

everyone has their opinions. I love my xterra, in october 05 i was in the market for an suv. looked at the h3, looked at jeeps, and some other trucks. i would look under the rear end and check the specs on horse power and i just liked what the xterra offered. i went ahead and picked up my little truck, added my xm receiver and sony deck, purchased my hood rock deflector and a net to cover the front bumper and keep insects from being burried in my radiator along with my emergency tools and got my extended warranty from malboro nissan and headed into my adventures. i drove it all over mexico, reaching as far south as chiapas. many times i said to myself "there goes my allingment" and never had a problem with my allingment. this truck was made tough and handled my xtreme driving. driving 6 hours straight to 18 hours straight. this truck really performed. on off road areas, i went through 80 foot areas covered in mud and water in the middle of no where. made it through the worst areas i have ever driven on and got stuck on little areas. but no matter what, this truck has keeped my ugly ass alive and safe. not to mention driving through the horrible thunderstorms here and there. at 78k miles, i can say that i drove 64,000 miles all over mexico. and loaded with tons of supplies and i cant begin to say how much i love my little truck. yes i drove on the highways at normal speeds and at 90 mph but only because i was familiar with the roads and felt that i was in good hands---my xterra. and yes i had to replace my battery because i had corrosion and battery went bad, and i just had my chain replaced and guide because of a factory issue, but this truck still drives like new and it drives better then my buddies h2. so for what its worth, we all made a good choice to purchase an xterra and things will break down here and there but that is what happens with cars. and i specially love the fact that it is made in the usa!!!!!!!

Yea, that's the first thing I thought of. Initially, that's what I thought he was gunna say. He should be ecstatic about the X!

don't the the door hit you in the ass...

"30 pounds on the roof rack"

Girl you've got a lot of make up!

bye bye honey.

I would guess my hi-lift is about 20 pounds, figure 8 pounds for each of the 15 gallons of water/fuel and a few more in the fire wood that's normally stacked in the back. There's just no more room to stack junk up there.

My truck is only 14 months old and outside the mud flaps which I broke off myself. Good luck with your jeep. See you off road.

I just wanted to be part of this thread..

Attention whore!

This troll prolly never owned an X.

I'd be happy if smoeone run into me and totaled my X now, but not because I want rid of the Xterra. I'd be dreaming of all the cash I was gonna win in the law suit lottery.

With the money I've put into it already I'd be pissed. I'd get what the truck is worth which is a lot less than it's worth to me.

Just remember the old saying, "Beauty is in the eye of the pimp"--

-- --JIMBO

I read until just this moment thinking it was a few days old. Oh well. Back to the homeade dago red.

I am jeep king or bmw god to everyone, why the bad rap on nissan. Jeeps are great but wouldnt you really rather have a crew cab truck? I cant really see any different to jeep or nissan xterra. A real jeep the top comes down.