Damn You Top Gear

Hot coffe through the nose hurts

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G6MJVzXbqRU

That one was HILARIOUS...had me laughing for a good 20 minutes!

WOW!!

MGJ

Huge balls!

Holy Crap!

I did not watch the video at the top of the page but i will say this as a guess for what it was:

They've got three religions down here: George Bush, God, and Country & Western, in that order, ascending order.

In certain parts of America, people have begun to mate with vegetables

Is that for real?

American's everywhere should be asshamed.

Why should we be ashamed? If we cant laugh at rednecks or ourselves (note the difference ) WHo can we laugh at?

I say that was goddam funny!

ass-hamed? KJ_dragon ? Freudian slip perhaps?

MGJ

DOH

I wonder if the producers submitted those tapes to the local law and pressed assault charges.

We should be asshamed cause Top Gear is a popular show watched by lots and lots of people worldwide. The show didn't create anything we didn't already know - but it reinforced it pretty good.

ok.. what is the difference between what they just did and someone coming on to this forum asking a dumb question and getting flamed?? The only difference is the Top Gear crew accomplished what they came for. Btw I think that is hilarious..

There is no reason we all should be ashamed.

Those British assholes got the reaction they were looking for. The reaction they were hoping for. (Plus how do we know the redneck reaction wasn't staged by the show itself?. It's television and very little on television is real).

The people who should be ashamed of themselves are those people from the TV show. They deliberately wanted to portray this country in a certain manner.

They could have just as easily gone to San Francisco and painted signs like "Bush/Cheney", "The Environment Sucks", or "I Support Israel" and the left wing lunatics there would react very negatively.

But, they wanted to make a specific portrayal of this country.

Madman you want to test this theory??

Are you asking me would I drive around San Francisco with "Bush/Cheney", "The Environment Sucks", and "I Support Israel" signs painted on a vehicle?

That would be just as funny as the redneck thing. The reactions might be even better and more crazed.

For a TV show I would probably do it.

However, Don't hold your breath waiting for that British TV show to do something like that.

I sincerely doubt that they would chase down the cars and pelt them with rocks.

Instead they'd throw lattes and patchouli bottles at you. Then they'd wipe their ass with the American flag.

There's just not any rocks laying around in SF.

Pretty close though. We have an underground railroad, of sorts, set up at the bridges. As soon as you pay your toll it scans your tag number, traces you voting record, cross references you medical history and then alerts our liberal media. We are all issued pagers and whomever is closest gets alerted as to your location and we are then dispatched to block the exits on the 101 and 280. Its called the RDS; the Redneck Defense System. Pretty high tech stuff, Google and that type o' shit.

C'mon over Madman, you can stay at my place.

^

Forget the video.. the past few comments have been priceless!

That was pretty damn funny.

That was funny xterrapin. At least you've gotten a sense of humor since moving out to la-la land.

Would I be able to get past the RDS?

Use the secret password, "Federally Funded Abotions" or just give em a joint at the toll booth.

The RDS will except you if you drive a Prius.

or if you can spell

meant to say *exempt*

Boy, you're on a roll today! I look forward to your next post!

BTW, the best way to get the redneck reaction in SF is to emblazon your car with something derogatory towards homosexuals. Then again, you might actually end up dead...

That shit is just plain funny. Top Gear is quite possibly the best TV show on earth.

I don't think the rednecks were pissed off about the Nascar sucks thing - there were pissed that some people came into their town for the sole reason of making fun of them. Probably would have pissed me off too.

This is not different then driving through SF with anti-gay signs, or downtown Atlanta with anti-black signs, etc.

It is not hard to piss off a group of people if that is your intention.

Or England with "Manchester United Sucks" signs...

Except that probably would get you killed

Maybe we should drive by Buckingham with "the queen is a cunt" written on the side of our mini coopers and see what happens.

To add, who has worse teeth - Alabamans, or the brits? (Sorry Roger!)

Maybe - Who has a worse tooth?

Hey, I live here (not a native by any means) and I thought it was damn funny.

To be honest, I believe the whole incident at the gas station was staged.

Now, if you want to get shot at, take your pansy-ass japanese SUV down an unmarked hunting trail on the last day of deer season. Don't ask me how I know this.

Through Manchester maybe - But every other City has its own team. Or course some Cities like Bristol where I was from had 2 teams and they were both shit! lol. And yes - If you drove through Machester with that on your car you do stand a good chance of being dragged out of your car and being beaten to death in the street.

I don't know where this British folks have bad teeth shit came from. Everyone needs to understand that the Health Service in the UK is government subsidized, hense Dental care is free until you are 18 then very cheap after that. Up until I moved to the US I only had 1 filling and went to the Dentist every 4 months. Hardly anyone I know goes to the dentist regularly here.

Dental care in the US is crazy expensive - Just like the rest of the US's useless health care system. I see people here with way worse teeth than back home in the UK where everyone gets cheap dental care.

It's a myth that British folks have bad teeth.

Squeal like a pig, boy! Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!! :p


Actually, San Fran and Alabama have a lot in common!

Brits:

Bad taste in Decorating
Very few good looking British Women

God bless Top Gear... I haven't laughed that hard in a long time! Staged or not, that was freaking good shit!

Having lived near both Manchester and Liverpool for a bit, I still can't decide which would be worse...driving through Manchester with "Man United sucks big donkey balls" or "Liverpool FC are a bunch of c&nts" hmmmmmmm...who wants to be the test case(s)

I'm poking fun. Watch Austin Powers :p

He's having a laugh. Is he having a laugh?

ive been through alabama several times and that gas station looks awfully familiar. rednecks will do that sort of thing down here. im not doubting it one bit.