Parting Pic of my X

We traded in the X last week. We don't need two heavy/truck based vehicles any more. Since we can't imagine life without a pickup (07 Fronty long bed crew cab), the X got the ax.
The X was also gonna need a bunch of work, and we were starting to crave something a little smaller/5-speed etc.
Sad to see it go, but time for a change.

Got a 2008 Impreza hatchback with 41000 miles.

The X turned exactly 100,000 when we traded it. It was kinda funny - staff at the dealership didn't believe it had exactly 100000 and a bunch of people went out to gaze at the wonder.




Generic shot of it's replacement:

No one even said good bye?
Not even one wise ass remark about getting a Subaru?
Fuck all of you.

i figured that you growing a vagina was bad enough.

ah ha ha ha ooh poor baby. I heard this woman who was boasting about her AWD suby saying " I can drive anywhere ive got AWD itl never get stuck". and when we left the day care at the same time lo and behold she got stuck like a dumbass. so if you want pity you dont have mine I actually had to pull her out with my XTERRA so I guess see you soon buried in the snow.
when you get stuck in that thing give me a call huh I will be gald to help you out 911-911-9111 dumbass

Since the car turned my wife into a lesbian, growing that vagina kinda came in handy and saved my marriage. It all worked out in the end.

Ha HA Ha Ha well played

I would not mind having a Subaru. Might sell the Honda Del Sol and get one. Great cars for up here in the northland.

Oh and piss off you traitor

I'll say goodbye. It's always hard for me to get rid of a vehicle I've owned for a long time. Especially when it still runs. Hell sometimes even when it didn't. I just about cried when I got rid of my '85 Grand Prix I had for 18 years. It was quite heartbreaking.

Enjoy your new ride. Traitor.

While that Subaru was a nice dependable car, it was blanding me to death with it's so-so power and just OK handling.

So I traded it in for a 2012 MazdaSpeed3 last month.
I am once again experiencing automotive bliss.
263 HP in a little hatchback makes me happy. (and it gets better gas mileage than the sube).

The ass end shots of those two look almost the same. So does growing a second vagina make you a lesbian all by yourself?

Oh, and traitor!

LOL

So, wait, that means that you're a lesbian now?

There's probably a Birkenstock Forum, no?

Well, anyway, don't be a stranger.

not bad, that was my first choice before the X. I had an RX8 that i traded in on the X.

Have fun, and watch for them Timing chains on them Speed3 engines

DAYUUMMMM .... a Mazda? The Suby woulda' been slightly more forgivable (only because I want a WRX STi).

The Fronty won't be you're lifeboat here!

Zoom-Zoom away... Ya' Lesbian Benedict Nutsack!

lol.... have fun. Come visit and tell us how much you miss your X.

Jeff!

To all you nut jobs still making lesbo jokes:

I will have you know that moments after trading in the Sube, that vagina I had grown fell off, and my testicles re-descended.
It is very nice to have balz again. It is important for all men to know that if they buy a Subaru and unwittingly end up with their almonds toasted, there IS hope. The condition is apparently not chronic, and is self correcting when the once vehicle is removed.
Not knocking it though - those months spent as a lesbian were full of joy and wonder, and I will forever cherish the fond memories.

(I'm guessing none of this applies to the WRX, since that car is so butch it probably just makes your nuts bigger anyway.)

Zoom Zoom, meatbags!