Orange people

What is it with all the orange people I've been seeing lately? They use enough of that Bronzer crap and "Sun-in" to where they look like an albino Oompa Loompa. Do they think it looks normal or cool...it certainly doesn't look natural and is out of place anywhere but maybe an old color t.v.

The one I saw today was bad. She was only about 4' tall and I had that stupid song running through my head all day...Oompa Loompa doompadidoo...It is not normal tohave the complexion of a CalTrans vehicle or a road cone with shock white hair (with dark roots).

Off to consider professional help now

Ahhhh........fake and bake tan wasn't good enough! Great now I am singing songs from "Willie Wonka!"

"I WANT AN UUMPA LUUMPA NOW DADDY!"

"what do you get when you gobble down sweets?
eating as much as an elephant eats?"

Can I have an Everlasting Gobstopper? oompa loompa doompity doo, I have another riddle for you. Ooompa Loompa doompity dee,

I suppose if she were bigger I would have recalled The Great Pumpkin

OOMPA LOOMPA DOOMPADEE DOO
I'VE GOT ANOTHER PUZZLE FOR YOU (OO OO OO)
OOMPA LOOMPA DOOMPADAH DEE
IF YOU ARE WISE YOU'LL LISTEN TO ME
GUM CHEWING'S FINE WHEN IT'S ONCE IN A WHILE
IT STOPS YOU FROM SMOKING AND BRIGHTENS YOUR SMILE
BUT IT'S REPULSIVE, REVOLTING, AND WRONG
CHEWING AND CHEWING ALL DAY LONG
THE WAY THAT A COW DOES
OOMPA LOOMPA DOOMPADEE DAH
GIVEN GOOD MANNERS YOU WILL GO FAR
YOU WILL LIVE IN HAPPINESS TOO
LIKE THE OOMPA LOOMPA DOOMPADEE DO

Looks like the next top 40 hit in Vegas Baby.

If you were wise you would listen to me.

Am I the only one who's scared of Oompa Loompa's??

hahahaha there are some girls at my school that do that fake and bake shit its sooo nasty haha!!

I guess some girls just like orange......

Nice , now picture them the same color as the truck...though with them I might be tempted to tolerate it more