XOC's greatest quotes

It never ceases to amaze me the numerous arguments and drama we have here on the forums. This is a place to post your favorite XOC quotes. Whether it be an insult, tirade or insightful comment, I'd love to see folks dig out some of our funniest moments.

My contribution:

Before you try to sue Nissan for a stolen spare talk to Chris:

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Before you decide to live with the Grizzlies, talk to Shazam:

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What can you dig up?

Paraphrased because the original was lost back in 2001... but as true classic sarcastic illustration of a bad situation that had mods and Ian just as involved in the flames as any member, Probably a big turnign point for XOC if we're really honest about it.

classic

for thsoe who don't know, Sham365 was a short lived little troll here, he went on to another xterra board and became moderator...

the argument started when he slammed pitbulls, Ian and I jumped on him and... well it was a mess.

and if i recall correctly the timeing was such that I was the "pyromaniac" that got thrown out of "your town" for 45 days...

oh good times.

Any quotes from that Idiot up in Alaska?
What was his name again?

Shahram has made me chuckle.

This should be made into a Lifetime movie:

Shahram:

Lost frustrates the hell out of me. It's like my junkie ex-girlfriend coming home after three days when she said she was going out for smokes and I'm frantic and pissed and yelling "MY GOD!!! WHERE THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN AND WHERE IS THE FUCKING RENT MONEY?!?!"
And she yells "YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I'VE BEEN THROUGH!!! YOU DON'T TRUST ME!!! YOU'RE JUST LIKE MY FATHER!!!"
And I yell, "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!?!"
And then she grabs her sweater and says, "My guru said you were gonna try and steal my soul. He was right. I should have listened to him three years ago."
And I'm like "Guru? What guru? You have a guru?"
And then she storms out the front door and dives into a waiting limo, which speeds off before I can see anyone else inside. And now I have to wait like a week before I find out where she's been and where's the rent money, and who is this fucking guru? What is she, taking yoga classes? What the fuck!
And then next week she shows up with a mohawk and she's married to some Croatian mobster dude so he can get a green card, and I still don't know where the rent money is, and I've completely forgotten to ask about the guru, and a midget clown is humping my leg.

That's what watching Lost is like.

Originally posted by Shahram:

As I am sure many of you know that I was incarcerated with Ian. We did a nickel at San Quentin together, and he was totally cool, for a white dude. There were a lot of peckerwoods at Q, especially on D-Block, that could get you just about anything you wanted: a joint, extra smokes, speed bump, or whatever. But Ian, that mofo was what you'd call a master smuggler. That dude could smuggle anything, anywhere, anytime. Last I heard, him and his old lady were smuggling minks and sables out of Siberia underneath Ian's shirt.

This was a magical moment:

kmoving's greatest hits:

I deal with lucrative contracts daily when a vendor or manufacturer does not live up to thier contracts they are graded and eventually dropped.

Did you know that the bible was created as a tool to control the masses?, what better way to control people than by fear?

Yea, looks good in the parking lot, if you give me a min or two, got to scan them in, I will show you what it looked like rolled when 4wheelin, $9,000.00 to fix, and another time, after I went off a 30' drop head on $11,000.00 to fix, yea I go extreme off road.

say what you will
but you all know that what you just saw cost more that your Xterra's

I am not afraid to break something, are you?
If your not afraid then lets see some real off roading, not the text book stuff..

just going extreme, thats what we do in Alaska, it's either put up or shut up!!, Oh and by the way, no shopping cart dings here.

Right now she's in storage because I can only run here seasonal with the Mikuni dual side drafts:

Just because you dont have the money to spend on hobbies like I do is no reason to get nasty.

When you put as much money into your X as I have, then you can talk smack to me, untill then sit back and be one of the (I wish I could have guy's)

Ok, I will cool it down, as far as money I have money and I have a well paying job, I have also dumped a little more that $10,000.00 into my X, who else has done that?

Education, I have a P.E. and E.E. anyone know what those are? thought not.

I know what I am talking about, and while we are on the subject, what was that comment about me making my own sliders, dont have to, that is what the people that have no education are for, cheap labor.

End of subject.

We'll miss him.

One of my all time favorites. Dang I love this guy!

KMoving yeah what a tool

Another great one.

My favorite...

ronw39 July 14, 2004

"This site is a valuable asset to the Xterra owner, great job to the original creator! However I have been reading topics for a few months as a guest. I find it very offensive at the language and general attitude being displayed by the current operator of the site. This Ian has violated many of the Rules, Policies, and Disclaimers. Including, Abusive, hateful, harassing, obscene, and defamatory. It is my sugestion to Nissan to pull him from operating this board and sue him for seriously violating the rules. He controls this board, and through his poor attitude has set the mood for some of the members to do the same. You Ian are a disgrace to the XTERRA name."

xoc
Fuck you.

Ian,

is that you ?

Fuck you.

I read a post form "fog" on the goneMoab thread and he invited everyone to Ian' house for a BIG party after gone.

Me thinks this mysterious "fog" fellow might be an incarnation of Ian or viceversa.

Who is the "fucking oldest guy" on the forum?

Yes it's me. I saw the GoneMoab dates were before Memorial Day, and wanted to invite anyone traveling East a chance to get drunk

Sweet, I got a 5 rating!
Go me!

You know its bad when you cant even frequent your site under a different alias and people can still tell by the tone of your post' that its you.

By the way . WIll you be in Moab?

I have 5 trucks also. Hmmm. Thanks to, whom ever for what ever.

Tried to fix that truck rating for you, but I guess too many others gave you a 5. Oh well

Best XOC quote ever from Grayham....

"Everyone knows it's barbaric to use a live cat or dog. Gawd.

They should be using liberals. Or freedom-haters. Or Cindy Sheehan's labia. Or is that all redundant?

Either way, I think these people suck.

But if they're gonna continue, I'll happily ship them my neighbor's pooch. Noisy fucker. Wonder if he's ever read a Peter Benchley novel? Here, Fido . . . "

And if you don't think that's funny, then there basically something wrong with you.

Spanky!!!

He lives!! He lives!!!

LOL, fog.... lol

you're missing a "gie" from the end of your screen name

XinitUp

Yeah, be there, or at least send your better half.

Jeff digging up the dead (as ussual) and from the Dead Ian pops up and wastes no time getting back into the swing o things.

Who is member # 15094?

http://www.xterraownersclub.com/cgi-local/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_profile;u=00015094

And you're a moderator? :p

How you doooin?!

Let us know if you come to AZ again. Let's see if we can keep from getting kicked out of eating/bowling establishments this time.

and in the "he didn't get it department......"

Anybody remeber that one kid who always said the word "stuff" in his posts? I think I remember he went wheelin and broke something and tried to fix it and fucked his whole truck up. Then you guys came in and bashed him for scewing up a truck that his parents bought for him. lol..that one always got me

You mean the one what booger-welded the lights to the hatch?

Apparently not...

In the old FAQ's and also a popular noob question was:

"Since Ian is member number two who is member number one?"

fog's number is 15905 ..

Who is 15904...

Get it?

I can't believe you explained it to him.

Yes, but now we have it in print that Brent does not in fact know everything.

shit, that was in print the first time he used a keyboard.

still sore about that, eh?

some Badcarma quotes....god that guy was an idiot

on the topic of towing with the Xterra..
and on the topic of recoveries...

Man, that was a classic!

haha...yeah that was the guy i was talking about...man was he an idiot. The Sway bar? WTF?!?

My favorite was by SouthernX

This mofo just kills me....

Responding to the uber-troll Branden Burden:

Madman at his finest ...

And one from you, FlyingFishX:

Classic.

Had to revive the thread for this quotable:

Classic: