Posted by: ddubbs77
Words of Wisdom by Robin Williams - 13/05/03 03:11 PM
Robin Williams' plan...(Hard to argue with this
logic!)
I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I
have not heard of a plan for peace. So, here's
one plan:
1) The US will apologize to the world for our
"interference" in
their affairs, past & present. We will promise
never to "interfere" again.
2) We will withdraw our troops from all over the
world, starting with Germany, South Korea and
the Philippines. They don't want us there. We
would station troops at our borders. No more
sneaking through holes in the fence.
3) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their
affairs together
and leave. We'll give them a free trip home.
After 90 days the
remainder will be gathered up and deported
immediately, regardless of who or where they
are. France would welcome them.
4) All future visitors will be thoroughly checked
and limited to
90 day visits unless given a special permit. No
one from a terrorist nation would be allowed in.
If you don't like it there, change it yourself,
don't hide here. Asylum would not ever be
available to anyone. We don't need any more
cab drivers.
5) No "students" over age 21. The older ones
are the bombers. If they don't attend classes,
they get a "D" and it's back home, baby.
6) The US will make a strong effort to become
self sufficient
energy wise. This will include developing non
polluting sources of energy but will require a
temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan
wilderness. The caribou will have to cope for a
while.
7) Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing
countries $10 a
barrel for their oil. If they don't like it, we go
someplace else.
8) If there is a famine or other natural
catastrophe in the world, we will not "interfere".
They can pray to Allah or whomever, for seeds,
rain, cement or whatever they need. Besides,
most of what we give them gets "lost" or is
taken by their army. The people who need it
most get very little, anyway.
9) Ship the UN Headquarters to an island some
place. We don't need the spies and fair weather
friends here. Besides, it would make a good
homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.
9b) Use the buildings as replacement for the
twin towers.
10) All Americans must go to charm and beauty
school. That way, no one can call us "Ugly
Americans" any longer.
Now, ain't that a winner of a plan.
"The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying 'Give
me your poor, your tired, your huddled masses.'
She's got a baseball bat and she's yelling, 'You
want a piece of me?'"
logic!)
I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I
have not heard of a plan for peace. So, here's
one plan:
1) The US will apologize to the world for our
"interference" in
their affairs, past & present. We will promise
never to "interfere" again.
2) We will withdraw our troops from all over the
world, starting with Germany, South Korea and
the Philippines. They don't want us there. We
would station troops at our borders. No more
sneaking through holes in the fence.
3) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their
affairs together
and leave. We'll give them a free trip home.
After 90 days the
remainder will be gathered up and deported
immediately, regardless of who or where they
are. France would welcome them.
4) All future visitors will be thoroughly checked
and limited to
90 day visits unless given a special permit. No
one from a terrorist nation would be allowed in.
If you don't like it there, change it yourself,
don't hide here. Asylum would not ever be
available to anyone. We don't need any more
cab drivers.
5) No "students" over age 21. The older ones
are the bombers. If they don't attend classes,
they get a "D" and it's back home, baby.
6) The US will make a strong effort to become
self sufficient
energy wise. This will include developing non
polluting sources of energy but will require a
temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan
wilderness. The caribou will have to cope for a
while.
7) Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing
countries $10 a
barrel for their oil. If they don't like it, we go
someplace else.
8) If there is a famine or other natural
catastrophe in the world, we will not "interfere".
They can pray to Allah or whomever, for seeds,
rain, cement or whatever they need. Besides,
most of what we give them gets "lost" or is
taken by their army. The people who need it
most get very little, anyway.
9) Ship the UN Headquarters to an island some
place. We don't need the spies and fair weather
friends here. Besides, it would make a good
homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.
9b) Use the buildings as replacement for the
twin towers.
10) All Americans must go to charm and beauty
school. That way, no one can call us "Ugly
Americans" any longer.
Now, ain't that a winner of a plan.
"The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying 'Give
me your poor, your tired, your huddled masses.'
She's got a baseball bat and she's yelling, 'You
want a piece of me?'"
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