My Pontiac Montana OM will kick your Nissan Xterra's OM's BUTT!

It's lighter, has less pages to get dirty fingerprints on, and there's enough room to get other stuff in the glovebox!

I will take my '98 Montana OM toe to toe with your Xterra OM and whoop it's ass any day. Who wants some?

My 88 Nissan Stanza OM has been thru hell and back, stained in all sorts of dirt and water with a touch of power steering fluid, with a couple of pages all torn up...

Dont mess with that OM, it's a ruffneck!

i'll take some of that action. my OM has both english AND french so you don't stand a chance. first the english part lulls you into a false sense of security, and then the french part comes out of no where and kicks you in the nuts (and bolts).

It's happened!

You guys finally lost your marbles. Go to the door, open it. You'll see 2 large gentlemen with a well, but tight fitting jacket. The buckles are strong and the sleeves are long. :rolleyes:

Screw all of you! My MGB OM is filled with words that are supposedly in English that I don't even understand. It will confuse your manuals with words like bonnet, boot and spanner, then it will kick them in the nuts and stand there laughing with big rotten teeth like the whole thing was some hilarious joke!

Are you shitting me cracker?? Since when have the French beat anyone?? :p

Two questions about the Montana OM

1. Is it covered in ugly plasic body work?
2. Does it have a tendency to start falling apart after about a year?

no, no, no. you miss understood me. i never said the french part would beat anyone, it would just sneak up and kick you in the nuts! THEN the english part would finish you off.

I don't know, since it didn't come wth the truck. err... van.

I thought the French part would let you kick its ass as long as you didn't hurt any of it's architecture and museums and then ask the American part to come to its rescue.

Or, it would build an elaborate defense system, costing very much money, only in the wrong place...

Dude admitted he owned a Pontiac Montana.

Snort.

Last I heard, the French always run and hide in the face of confrontation. Plus if they keep drinkin that Perrier water, they have a tendency to turn gay.

What do you mean "turn gay"?

I'm guess he means BE gay?

He might also possibly mean that he believes drinking carbonated water makes heterosexuals become homosexuals.

I don't know how much carbonation he believes will cause this effect of course.

I mean, does one bubble make you gay?

What if the carbonated water is mixed with flavorings, such as with soda?

Like Mountain Dew?

Does it make it Broke Back Mountain Dew?