Britney, Beyonce, and Pink Gladiator Commercial

Yes, it is a Pepsi ad... but it's got Britney, Beyonce, and Pink in gladiator gear...

http://213.248.114.91/pepsi/music2004hi.asx

Dunno if this is a foreign ad or a Super Bowl ad, but I havent seen it yet...

Nice.

I would be nicer if I could see anything through all the compression. To quote Ian, "why cant everyone use MPEG."

Should look better during the Superbowl.

now that's a cool commercial. it's 3 minutes long though, unless pepsi is going to pay millions of dollars to air that during the superbowl, i wonder what it'll look like edited/trimmed.

STUPID!! I couldn't even make it though 40 seconds of that crap. I could care less for any of those stupid ass "divas." Man I hate it when they use that word!! Pretty soon no one will even know who Britney, Beyonce (what kind of name is that?), and Pink (even worse) are. :rolleyes:

Jezzz that was lame. Pink is so freaking ugly. I hate her more and more everytime I see her.
The rest are tired and worn out pop singers.

Lame. The dude was kinda cute, but otherwise... Proves just that much more that the ladies can't sing.

The dude is Enrique Iglesias... pop stars for pop soda...

Mmmmmm Britney...

I thought it looked like him, but I figured he'd be more vain about singing than to just sit back and look pretty.

Sorry, Pink isn't a diva, and she's far from ugly. She's one of the most talented women in the industry right now, and I wouldn't hesitate to let her fuck me.

How exactly is that decided? She is just another stupid pop star. Talented in the pop industry has to do with looks. If she can do something that takes some talent, other than pop, then maybe I will give her a listen.

And I feel the same way about Beyonce.

oh how I wish I could get those 3 minutes of my life back...could be titled "Skank...Skankier.....and Skankiest" I shudder with the thought of either Beyonce or Pink without clothes...Britney on the other hand...

It's obvious you've never listened to her last 2 albums and are possibly judging her on her debut which was white girl rap hip-hop. She sings rock, pop, blues, ballads, you name it.

A big part of her change is due to teaming up with Linda Perry from 4 Non Blondes to produce her last two albums.

Because 4 Non Blondes were such a HUGE gathering of musical talent as well...

Yeah, she's hideous.

Why don't you go find me a link to something bad about them or Linda Perry. Critics loved them, and so did I, they had some great songs.

Yeah... I was a big 4 Non Blondes fan, too... they had some great songs and Linda Perry has an awesome voice... as for the shuddering if Pink took her clothes off part, I have to disagree with that, big time...

Lame ass commercial for whatever million pepsi is gonna pay to air that, they did a crappy job in my opinion.

and you are just the foremost expert on musical talent AND off-roading now?? hmmm...dont know how you have time to converse with numbskulls like us....oh....and you can drag up any # of airbrushed, cropped and photoshopped pictures you want...she still has no chest. a butch haircut, fat thighs, a manly voice...AND she's f'd the king of all venereal diseases Tommy Lee...you can have her...

I just read that Pink is doing stuff with some Punk artists, Tom Armstrong from Rancid. I am judging her on her first albumn, haven't heard her new stuff. I think it is cool that she is collaberating with some other talented artists. I am generaly not into her "type" of music. We will see how long she is around. If she continues to work with so many different artists and different genres, then she might be around for a lot longer than we think.

I had a feeling you were shallow.

I suppose there's a super-model living in your bedroom ?

Never mind, you have this instead...

You know, I have a hard time trying to figure out Pink. She started out as the ghettoish inner city pop/dance chick so I wasn't really getting her. Her videos weren't bad and she shows a fair ammount of skin so I'd tune in.

The next thing I know she's a "punk rawk" chick with her agro angry chick look and she's hanging out with the Metal Mulisha. I guess her semi-edgy-on the fringe of pop semi hardcorish punkish sounding stuff isn't bad, but it still has a synthetic feel to it.

It was almost like the pop diva field was too crowded and she needed to find her own niche that would set her appart. It all seems a little to calculated to me. But I'd have to say, that all that aside, her recent album is preferable to most of the other chick pop crap out there.

As far as her apprearance, she seems squaty. I've never been hot for the fireplug built chicks and she's no exception. Not that I's chase her away if she was hungry for man meat but I can think of a lot of other celeb chicks that make better fantasy material.

Says a guy(?) from NH who sees more cows on a daily basis than people .. Ok, Pinks got a belly, maybe Ian's into that. Her pasty, flabby gut hangin' over his head like a glob of pizza dough, drowning out the stereo while he's down at the Y. Now Beyonce, Spalind, is talented, kindhearted, and above all Beautiful. You need to either admit you're not attracted to women or cry "temporary insanity" for that statement.

She better not be taking the "Avril Lagne" medicine. That shit doesn't work. That stupid Avril bitch is about as punk as Kenny G.

Not the greatest pics, but those look like pretty nice boobies to me!

Not much of a belly here, and I lick the inside of her thighs...

I love how when someone disagrees with you, you immediately revert to a personal attack...thats fine...you still didnt do anything to back up your argument about her talent or her looks...I can see you would last a long time in dealing with people who have half a brain...you Pink and Linda Perry would all fit right in....all three of you have more jiz in your heads than brains...

She's slept with Tommy? I'd hit it, with Ian's dick.

Yeah, she photographs well I saw her get PUNK'D and she was out in front of her Vegas home wearing a half-shirt,(a small, tight, thin half-shirt) and her belly was rolling like dice on a craps table.

Even Ian MIGHT photograph well if he spent the 6 figure budgets required for Pinks photoshoots...

Man, you really have quite a hate-on for the girl . . .

What happened, were you dethroned as Captain of her fan club? Did she not return any of the love letters?

Damn . . .

Anyone who wouldn't f**k the s**t outta her has gotta be

I'm gay

perhaps if she was the only girl available and I had had a few beers....otherwise...there are millions of more attractive women available...unless you are figuring the money and fame issues into the equation as well...in that case she would be ranked much higher...

Say what you want about her looks. But anyone who says Pink isn't talented has no clue what they are talking about. You must be judging her on 1 or 2 songs you saw on MTV. I saw her do a cover of bobbie mcgee that was as good if not better than janis joplin. She's got a great voice and is a versatile musician. And for the record, yes, I would hit it.

Enough makeup and marketing will make anyone look good. All 3 suck IMO.

"As good if not better than Janis Joplin"??? gee, thats tough to do....shove a prickly stick up Hellen Kellers ass and you can get a rendition of Bobbie Mcgee that is as good as Joplins....maybe they should make a hearing aid for the musicly impaired, like yourself...

What'd Helen Keller say as she fell off of the cliff?

Nothing, she had mittens on.

Who knew that this was such a sensitive topic?

hahaha, you just totally proved your musical ignorance. I guess the millions of people that bought her records did so for her looks? All the famous musicians that list her as a major influence and inspiration are idiots? The people that voted her into the rock and roll hall of fame are clueless? What do you listen to? 50 cent? blink 182? please. :rolleyes:

No shit... Too sensative...

Now Enrique!!! Ahhahahhahaha... That FUCK-FACE is fuckin' my girl... DAMN FILIPINO/HISPANIC MOTHERF!*E&$!!!! Well, at least I could say a Flip was fuckin' Anna!!! FILIPINO IN THE HOUSE!!!! hahahahahaa... flame suit

- Air B

wrong again loser...just because "millions of people" bought her records doesnt mean shes talented, if that were the case then the Backstreet Boys must be some of the most talented musicians on the planet!! Think before you speak toad-boy...and no, I dont listen to either Fitty Cent or Blink....Miles Davis, Johnny Cash, Dave Brubeck to name three...

toad boy?
Didn't mean to hurt your feelings there buddy, I was simply pointing out that you have no clue what you are talking about. Case and point:comparing a musical legend to the backstreet boys.

Pink and Britney couldn't hold a candle to Beyonce.

She's got the bod that god built. Oh, and she can sing AND act. Can't say as much for Britney.

Pink is OK, she's sort of the Female Kid Roc to me. She does everything, she just doesn't do everything amazingly. Oh, and she wears some hellishly bad clothes.

Is that how you met your wife with the underbite ?

When did you become a first class asshole, or have I just not noticed until now ?

You haven't noticed until now. Don't you remember the nuke the ragheads thread?

I think Beyonce is a horrible actress! All I have seen her in was Austin Powers, but she was horrible in that! Yeah, Ian..didn't you take part in the nuke em all kim em all thread?

What about the "I'm gonna drive into the middle of a hurrican thread"?

It's all coming back now

Granted, Spalind can say some dumb ass shit, but the above was a little to personal....ragging on another man's wife? Bash me if you will.....but that's just wrong....

BRX

I think a lot of you here are just plain crazy. Who cares if ANY of those three hotties can sing or act, They're main selling point is eye candy, and I'd have no problem fucking all three of them!

Wrong, but funny, and that's all that matters.

We know, already... :rolleyes:

too damn funny... very wrong... but very funny!

Me the first class a-hole? you've got to be kidding me...I made no personal attacks against you untill AFTER you began insulting me and my wife...all I did was disagree with you as to wether Pink is talented and attractive and you immediately took personal offense at it and began lashing out...I dont believe you are married correct?? and if so...I'd hate to see the blind, deaf, and dumb(and I do mean DUMB) mule that had to lower herself to marry you!! Why dont you stick to what you're good at...constructing a website and driving your X...

Actually I am, for 7 years now, we started dating 16 years ago, and she is not Helen Keller.

BTW, I'm very good at making fun of people like you, so please don't ask me to stop.

Here she is...

I never thought a topic like this had the possibility of being taken up in the ALR!

Are you sure?
I could have sworn this was your wife

I want some GOX underwear!

Hate to tell ya but you havent done that good of a job of it here...from a argument over wether Pink is talented and attractive you have devolved the conversation into a pissing contest...Congratulations...shows your intelligence once again is inversely proportional to the size of your wife's ass....

ooo...did I use too many big words for ya?? sorry....forgot about your level of education...let me simplfy it for you...

I did a quick search and found this pic of spalind.

Silly, that's a GOX sticker, superimposed over my wife's ass in Photoshop.

beavis and his foreign policy -

beavis agrees with spalind

I don't care about whether Britney, Pink, or Beyonce can sing (some can, some can't), I just wish they'd put some clothes on. I'm tired of young women thinking more skin means more talent.

What are you trying to say? It doesn't??

I agree that your talent shouldn't be judged by how much skin you show, but that is what society has deemed important. Look at Hollywood, woman star in movies (or do playboy) that has nude scenes to either jump start their careers, or revitalize them. I think that your body applies to acting much more than music. What are you buying the CD for, to stare at the insert? There is a hole in a cd though...hmmm...I wonder...

no shit sherlock...and i love how all your little butt-buddies come out of the woodwork whenever you feel threatend...How I became the dick after you are the one who started in on the personal insults first is beyond me...too bad your skin isnt as thick as your wifes legs...

Maybe this is why...

And you have proven your "dickness" (hey look I made a new word) in other threads.

I'm not tired of it yet.

:rolleyes: Ugh.

Fine...then why dont you come out and say Ian is a dick too seeing as how he started in on the personal insults and i just followed his "dick-like" example?? oh, I forgot...its because you're all too busy sucking his dick to criticize him...

That's muscle so she can hold on to my head better.

I don't know if it is just me, but this kinda qualifies as a personal attack. It is kinda hard to take the side of someone who wants to nuke the middle east to hell, but gets mad about a couple of personal comments.

Maybe Ian's comment was a little too personal, but you opened yourself up to an attack by posting a picture of your wife for all to see. Ian saw an opportunity to "burn" ya and he took it. You took a shot at his wife, and I'm sure he expected as much.

In all fairness, you got your undies all in a bunch over his comments about Pink before he attacked you/wife.

By the way, I have never met Ian, much less sucked his dick. I just enjoy watching him "defend" himself, I find his sense of humor extremely entertaining.

See...that shit's funny.

spalind, you messed up. You had the upper card and you blew it. Ian had no business ripping on your wife like that and everyone would have been on your side. Instead of calling him out, making arrangements to beat his ass, or whatever you would have done to defend your wife, you turned around and did the exact same thing. That reminds me of someone's quote on here. Something like, "Never argue with a loser. They drag you down to their level and beat you with experience" or something like that. Now, you're no better and it's not a matter of "who started it first"... this isn't high school.

BTW, Beyonce is hottest and best of all 3. Pink's not hot, but she's not ugly. Britney will be the latest to fall under the "Too famous too soon", but still gorgous.

Spalind (whiny boy) if you read through this thread again, you'll notice that I only made one comment about your wife, and that came only after you took a shot at me 4 times.

and you are just the foremost expert on musical talent AND off-roading now

I can see you would last a long time in dealing with people who have half a brain

you Pink and Linda Perry would all fit right in....all three of you have more jiz in your heads than brains...

Even Ian MIGHT photograph well if he spent the 6 figure budgets required for Pinks photoshoots...

After my one comment about your missionary position wife, you made 4 more comments about me or Leslie and you are still losing the battle.

You really should give up while you have a chance.

Wrong again jackass...I think you had better go back and reread your own website...I wrote--"So you are now the foremost expert on music AND off-roading now?" quote, unquote..no personal attack there...and all the other lines that you quoted me on came AFTER you posted my picture and took a shot at my wife...so if you are going to TRY and defend yourself you MIGHT wanna get the quotes and sequence of the quotes correct...I really had nothing against you till you personally attacked me for no given reason...but if you insist on being an a-hole then I will call you on it every time...

You questioned his ability to determine decent music.

You mocked him.

That's a personal attack.

Not true. Posting a picture of your wife was not taking a shot at you, I was simply posting that picture to compare her to a super model.

Later, when you started crying, I took a shot at her with my comment about her underbite.

oh, and stating "and what do you have to go home to? oh, here it is" isnt an attack?? Pah-lease...maybe the rest of your fan club here believes it but you know what the real case is and now you have to sit and defend why you're such a loser that you listen to "4 Non Blondes" while wacking off to pictures of Pink...you have yet to state a single legitimate reason for why you would lash out at me like that...even if you took offense at my stating that Pink was unnattractive and untalented it gave you zero reasons to attack me or my wife...no wonder why others have gone off and started their own boards of late saying they are sick of you and your holier-than thou attitude...but then again I love conversing with you as you just continue to show what a pseudo-intellectual with a ego craving attention and approval sounds like...

Never "called him out" or threatened to beat his ass...I'm sure the rest of the gay/fetish members of this board do enough of that already for him....

Spalind, I really expected someone of your age to be able to debate an issue without having to mention "sucking dick" or "gay/fetish" in each post.

Is there something going on at home with the wife you're not telling us ?

And I expected to be able to debate wether or not Pink was talented (attractive is a bit too subjective to debate for long) without having you throw insults at my wife...but I guess we were both wrong...

oooo...and you put "whiny boy" beneath my name...now that hurts...thanks for once again showing just how mature and educated you...if you wanted to be really mean you could start shooting spitballs at me too!!!

Several of us tried that, but you couldn't be civil about it.

Maybe if you could debate in a civilized manner and not with the smart-assed, holier-than-thou attitude you seem to display in all your posts. You might want to take a look at some anger management programs.

If I wanted to be really mean, I would email a link to this thread to Toyota so they can see what their employees do all day long.

man you really are deluded in the head arent you?? your own little fantasy world must be nice...once again...I did not begin to insult you untill you insulted me and my wife...are your delusions of self grandeur so bad that you cannot admit to your own actions??

and just who would you send it to at toyota?? Yoshi?? and I was #7 in the company for internet usage my first year here...so #1 pretty sure they dont care, #2 they only use filters for surfing the web and only tag emails larger than 1 meg...

Guido...please go back and reread the posts from the begining...I am not the one with a holier than thou attitude...Ian just seems to think that whatever he says goes...whatever his opinion is is the actual truth...I am just calling him on it..

I will admit that Ian is very opinionated, but he usually backs them up. You gave nothing to back up your opinion other than smart-assed replies.

By the way, I like your new title.

While I tend to disagree wholeheartedly on everything Ian says about 2WDs, he, I, and Red Foreman agree on one thing.



You're a dumbass.

She's eating all the hay and oats the city can provide and racking up his $500 limit beginers Discover card in the process.

Splandid, is your wife related to Mr. Ed?

PS- I could give a rats ass about politeness on the internet. I think you are a douche. I think you have the mindset of a 14 year old. I think you need to learn how to form paragraphs, use the caps lock, etc. I think you are a tard. I think Seabiscuit would beat your wife in any race by atleast four heads...and he's better looking too.

Last, if you don't like it here then leave, you whiney little douche. You do nothing but complain and cry anyways. Take your box of tissues and go cuddle in the fetal position on someone elses URL, dork.

I still think that Pink is squaty and built like a firehydrant. She has too much of a low center of gravity for my tastes. Thick thighs, she's soft looking and not in a good way, not much in the boobage area and a little too butch for my tastes.

Chicks on skateboards throwing air punches made me hot when I was 15 but now seeing her on her skateboard in black cargos doesn't churn my nads.

Note to self: Don't post pic of the Mrs.

I feel that spalind is missing attention at home or in life in general. Just about everything that he posts on here just cries for someone to pay attention to him. It's sad... Nothing personal, just an observation.

ahh, so I am not the only one...

huh? I know. I said that you never did any of those things, but you should have done something along those lines when someone insults your wife. That's your wife. You shouldn't have came back doing that same thing and insulting the other person's wife and stoop to their level, that's all I'm saying.

Gee, you are pretty cool....a real man...you dont know me or my income so I'm not sure why you would insinuate that I have a $500 discover card...I'm not whining...and you dont care about being polite on the internet? Then why dont you go back to the backwoods of your birth and fuck your momma a few more times...I'm sure you'd enjoy another inbred fag to live with...

Spalind, I don't think that the response you are getting has anything to do with what you have to say. I belive it has more to do with your presentation and lack of demonstrating any diplomacy or an even moderate level of social skills.

It's just my opinion. I could be wrong.

I said what I thought about Pink as an artist and as a woman on the second or third page of this thread and no one was offended or wanted to argue with me.

I like my new title too...I take it as a badge of honor at this point to have so agitated Ian and the other losers at this point that you have wasted a majority of your day bitching at me and changing little titles under my name...Gee Ian...your little web site company must be doing gangbuster business...

I think spalind's wife is fricken hot, and I've said so on several occasions.

However, you're being an idiot when you taunt Ian like that...if there's one thing I've learned, it's respect the Admin man.

PS: Did I mention the fact that your wife is hot!? hahaha

Hey look, it's celebs without makeup

This thread started out with all the potential to be another booty call thread - with a pop singer slant.

It's just .

spalind, why all the gay references? You should go back and read socals latest post. I think he nailed it right on the head!

In an attempt to save the thread... I introduce you to Alizee. A Pop singing sensation from France!

Animated gif of alizee:

http://photos.mossgreen.net/html/upload/ani5.gif

http://gongzero.com/assets/images/alizee_ass.gif

Is that supposed to be smack? Good god, 5th grade tantrum much? I swear just from reading your tripe you spew on this board, I'd have to think a dead clam carries more intelligence and a higher IQ than you. Why not pick up a book and study for that GED in between your used car sales.

Keep on keepin' on tard. Remember, this is a message board. Quit taking typed words to heart and grow some thicker skin or you'll be crying more tears than Jacko in the courtroom everytime you log on.

Good luck with that, twit.

By the way, this:

and you dont care about being polite on the internet? Then why dont you go back to the backwoods of your birth and fuck your momma a few more times

...makes absolutely no sense whatsoever. Make sure that ooze dripping from your nose is in fact snot, and not what's left of the dime sized brain you had in that massive head you sport.

Geezuz Christ KJ, her ass in the pics alone handed me a semi and then you add the GIfs? Now THAT'S an ass I could get behind.

Arround these parts we call that a spinner! Sweet, petite and not much meat!

Viva la France! Viva la France!

THis is fucking hilarious. 8 pages of gay-bashing, mod-bashing, Ian-bashing, Spalind bashing...

AND NOBODY GOT BANNED!!!!! Hehehe.. All seriousness, I don't think Pink has much talent either, other than having a body that I would fuck the shit out of.

That being said, Beyonce (I'd hit it, many times) is fine. Britney (I'd hit it, and tell everyone in the fucking world I hit it) is hot as hell too. I think Beyonce is the most talented musically of the three, with Pink a distant second, and Britney, not even in the picture talent wise.

You want to talk about talent? Forget all the hot-bodies, boy-bands, and other shit. Radiohead is talented. Pink Floyd was talented. The eagles were talented. Aerosmith had talent. Carly Simon was talented. Karen Carpenter was talented. And last, but not least, Paul Simon is talented. Note, very few of the above have looks at all.

Look it's a giant penis.

Does anyone think Janis Joplin, Mama Cass, or Aretha Franklin would have a fucking snowball's chance in hell of landing a recording contract in today's industry?

Thank god we didn't miss out on those voices . . . but who knows who we're missing out on today . . .

I agree, the woman has some pipes, but as long as we're talking about Mr. Ed's relatives. My GAWD! that's the overbite that all future overbites are compared to.



SRTMO , there are very few things that make me appear that I'm laughing at my computer for no reason and that was one of them.

KJ: This has got to be some kind of sin!

Damn, KJ.

You just gave me a new girl to stalk.

Can't....stop...staring........must get back to work....the...gyrations...are...hypnotic....I....feel...so...happy...is this my happy place?....Why are my pants suddenly so tight?

Oh man...that mean's Ian's head is on the wrong side...

Well, we almost missed any future listening to Aimee Mann. Thank God she's doing it on her own now.

So, did video kill the radio star?

Yes.

No, MTV pushed them to the background, and Clear Channel killed them.

Enough off the Pop star pictures, I wanna talk about Spalind's wife...not sure if she falls under the ugly category but she must be challenged in the IQ department

Thumbs up!

Kudos to KJ for puttin a lil love into this thread... I too had hoped for a booty call thread...

I wanted to stay and argue yesterday, but I was busy putting together my annual Valentines gift for Spalinds wife. She really goes for carrot-sticks, and sugar-cubes. Also some ribbons for her mane, er, hair.

You guys are fucking vicious . . .

Let's get this straight...

If you guys think spalind's wife is so damn ugly (which she ain't), post pics of your wives and girlfriends.

Or don't you have the balls to do it?

Hell, I completely missed all the fun on this post. Whiner girl (or whatever your name is), can't you see that by responding, you are merely fanning the flames. You must have been picked on as a child. Problem is, you still don't get it.

Ian, Ian, Ian. I am seriously jealous. Leslie looks fine from that angle. I like the tattoo. Where can I get that mod? My wife is very nice looking, but she would never pose like that in the buff. You are a very lucky man indeed. Did I say that I was jealous? OK...where's my hand cream--I need some relief.

-dp

I'll be first.



There. I've done it. I'm not ashamed. I know, I know she's smoking hot. But please, if you are using this photo for your own personal gratification can you please keep it to yourself.

Ok here we go, Here is a picture of Gwen. We have been married for about a year now and she rocks !:

A picture of my sweet love, Christine:



-dp

When I look at this picture I wonder to myself... Hmmmmm, I wonder what her shoes are made out of....

Here is a diagram of how this thread has gone...

1. Pretty gay
2. Stupid
3. Slightly funny
3. Hilarious
4. Vicious
5. Mean spirited.
6. Ugly
7. ALR
8. Even more vicious
9. Hilarious

Samuel: Titanium?

Or in off-roading forum speak; Unobtainium.

I'm waiting for:

11. PROFIT

makes perfect sense to those of us who speak english...I dont sell cars..never have...now wheres that guy who was posting about all the Mexicans taking back the US from us?? I cant think of a better plot of land for them to take back first than the one you're currently standing on...course even the poor Mexicans dont care much for mental midgets either....

Yes, I agree, that picture probly is the best one of Ian's wife....her ass is hidden by the XOC sticker and you cant see her face or her chest....

I've jacked off twelve times already.

Dude, seriously. Honestly. Let it go man. You're not making anyone quake in their cyber boots and you are failing to even scratch the surface of anyone's psyche.

Just let it go man. Let it go.

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never intended to try and make anyone "quake" in their boots...just defending myself against Ian and others need take out their frustrations....and not sure what you mean by "scratch the surface of anyone's psyche" but I am not about to back down on anything just because a bunch of computer dorks flame me a few times...

He Can't, he is a dog turd. The more you poke him the more he stinks.

Claus, you poke dog turds?

Is it like apple pie? :rolleyes:

just to show I am not completely without humor and to redeem this thread in the eyes of many....we may disagree as to wether I am a asshole, wether Pink is talented or wether Ian is a mental midget...but can we agree this chick is hot??

Nice comeback.....for a car salesman

I am not....repeat.....NOT a car salesman!!! Never have been....of all the insults thrown around at me....that would probly be the worst.....

So uhm, do you make good money selling cars?

Yea, if you like fake silicone breasts...

:rolleyes:

Sure you are...you talk like one, you look like one...I bet you are the king of the Lemon lot at Toyota...WHAT DOES IT TAKE FOR ME TO GET YOU INTO THIS KIA?....

She'd look better if she were shaved.

What are you talking about, a little bit of hair down there is good for keeping your upper lip warm!

Do you really think so? I dunno.

In Southern California we prefer our clams to be the non-bearded variety. It doesn't get that cold around here, but I see your point

no, no, no...actually I am the banking end of Toyota...not the dealer end...so when all you stiffs come in looking for cars and the dealer goes to "run your credit" its me looking at your crummy Lane Bryant credit card that you cosigned with your fat wife/ex girlfriend and then laughing at your measly incomes and then turning around and telling the sales person he'd be better off putting you in a nice
Toyota Echo...

So spalind, I've thought about selling cars before. Do you like it? Can you see yourself doing it as a career or is it something to tie you over until you get into your profession of choice? Do you think of it as a career?

no, no, no...actually I am the banking end of Toyota...not the dealer end...so when all you stiffs come in looking for cars and the dealer goes to "run your credit" its me looking at your crummy Lane Bryant credit card that you cosigned with your fat wife/ex girlfriend and then laughing at your measly incomes and then turning around and telling the sales person he'd be better off putting you in a nice
Toyota Echo...

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Is there a difference?...albeit you assist in ripping people off, Banking end???. So I should call the student that does our credit card authorisations being in the "banking end" ??. how much of a GED did you need to get that?. Is the Xterra a company car? or did you earn your bonuses charging for undercoating ??