Wildest thing you've ever done?

I've got to ponder this one myself... but I wanted to get the thread started!

That's pretty broad... Wildest thing ever ? Anywhere ? Anything ?

Yes, anything.... could be sexual, adrenaline, stupid... ect.

Whatever! The wildest!

I don't know if you'd consider these wild...but they're definitely a rush!!! Take your pick!
-skydived from 13500ft eight times
-bungee jumped from a 201ft tower twice
-rappelled 150ft from an airforce helicopter (SAR training)
-woke up, swerved sharply and turned my SUV upside down after rolling over 4 times
-nearly falling to my death from 8,000ft when I lost a foothold while descending Lone Pine Peak
-getting married

Followed LOGAN down Duran!!!!
Oh sorry that would be the Craziest!!!
LOL
RENEE

I decided it would be a rush to step out the window of my friends tahoe for a little ride on the running bars for a couple minutes @ 90 mph. Now that I have a bike it seems slow

Or...did a chilly willy at someplace other than GOX.
John

I once ripped the "do not remove under penalty of law" tags from a pillow at Wal-Mart.

I once masturbated on a plane during takeoff while talking on my cellphone ... without my seatbelt on!

fucking HARDCORE man

threesome? With an attempt at a foursome?

One time at bandcamp, we were swapping needles with this transvestite hooker.

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Whoopee.

I amaze myself that I get out of bed every morning...

For a couple of years after high school, a couple of friends and I would play Robin Hood during Christmas. We'd go to the wealthiest neighborhoods and rip off as many decorations as possible. Then we'd pay a visit to the saddest house we could find. We actually came prepared with extension cords so we could hook up lights. Light up Santa's, wooden candy canes, wreaths you name it. Every year it was like clockwork though, one of my friends, who shall remain nameless, would pass out in the yard during set up. One year we left his sorry ass as a decoration too.

I done plenty of wild shit so far...but one time back in the wild '80's...in my early 20's...my parents had gone out of town, and once they did, I had called some friends to come by the house to party...well, needless to say, a few friends became more friends and friends of friends and then we knew this Rock Band that would agree to come over, set up, and kick out the rock till the wee hours of the morning...to make a long story short...we ended up with 2 empty Kegs of Beer, all bedrooms occupied with mini-orgies, a trashed out house full of beer filled fucker's, and women,women and more women....it was pretty wild...needless to say, I got kicked out of the house when my parents came back, but it was well worth it....ahhh!! those were the days....

I once cut myself on a frozen booger...

I ate some cheesecake that I thought might have gone bad... I was right.

I wore a black belt with brown shoes.

I wish I had a threesome...

I'd have to say firing the MK19 was the craziest. Thing shoots out 325 grenades a minute.

i read your reply, that was FREAKING INSANITY!!!!!!!!!!!!

D

Nice...got me beat by 1!

Now was that with 3 other women???

Well.... I guess the wildest would have been taking 4 hits of pretty strong acid in one day.... ....closely followed by getting married and having kids!

...It's not just a job...It's an Adventure!

I hope we're talking closeness in degrees, and not in time.

When I was a kid I decided to ditch school and ended up hanging out with a friend of mine and my girlfriend. I was pretending to be sick and set up this elaborate ruse to fool not only my parents to think I was home sick , but the principal of my school , who didn't believe that I was ill.

Anyways , I ended up driving my buddies dad's Ferrari all over town and ended up back at my house calling an escort to come over and service us. Well she came and when I didn't have the money, her pimp came to my house with a truck and took all of my families valuables.

The only way I was able to get them back was to set up a brothel in my house with the prostitute and her friends so that I was able to earn the money to buy back all of our posessions.

Everything would have turned out allright if we hadn't accidentally let the Ferrari roll out of the garage to it's death.

Ah , those were the days.

Dude you could make a movie out of that shit.

My only real comment on this whole thing...

I don't recommend trying to have a little "fun" in a public pool. Not only do people suddenly show up....but chlorine has this strange knack for drying things out...

For those of you mentally challenged enough to think that I am a female, after three years of posting on this board, here it is:

I AM A FUCKING MAN.

Thank you.

Yes, the other two were girls. The third was also a girl, but she turned it down. Interesting side note, if she had accepted the offer, there would have been two women in the melee with the same name...

Cruising down the highway at about 40, slammed on the brakes, jammed it into park, ditched it and rolled it over.
I forgot it was an automatic. Thomas

Went into a condo yesterday that had just had a natural gas explosion. Took out some walls and raised their roof some. I think the threesome has me beat, but explosions do make for an interesting day at work.

There were actually 2 made from it....that's what he was going on...

yeah thats it...challenged. Just because I dont spend most of my day on XOC and dont know you per say "ASHLEY" one would think you are a woman by your screen name.
and if you think that I was asuming you were a woman you are wrong....

There were actually 2 made from it....that's what he was going on...[/QUOTE]

No way!!!! Did they really!!! I can't believe !! Are you sure! WOW.

Now I really feel stupid.



PS. No shit

When I was 21, I had relations with 2 girls also. They were much younger than me though.

Excert from my journal....During this test program for HALO I participated in 16 jumps made from a U.S. Air Force C-130-B at altitudes from 20,000' to 43,000', the latter establishing a world record. On 16 Dec 1983 sealed barographs supplied by technicians from Edwards Air Force Base were carried aloft by the aircraft and my jump buddies. After the jump the barographs were read and averaged together to establish the exit altitude of 43'000. These jumps were not without hazards. Prior to the flight all 10 jumpers and flight crew started pre-breathing oxygen 1hr. before takeoff to rid the body of nitrogen,even with this precaution several jumpers suffered the bends. I suffered a small bit of frostbite as the outside air temp with windchill was close to-125 degrees below zero. All of us in these jumps were awarded the Distinguished Flying Cross by the Pentagon because of the hazards involved and the establishment of the world record.

Mmmkay?

Tha was a job and an Adventure!

I had just turned 30 and was looking for something to do. Camp Pendleton Rodeo....

OH MY GOSH!!!
I don't think anyone can top that!

Holy Shit! How long did he stay on you?

couldnt resist.......
BRX

I was driving at 70 Mph on I-95 in Florida and had sexual intercourse. Lasted 45 minutes.
Gator "the horny one"

Sorry the record is from 102,000 feet for the longest freefall record.

Ok, but is the record holder an XOC member?

Voluntarily allowed myself to be strapped to two large men, hoisted 150 feet in the air by a single cable, and then dropped 100 feet at which point the slack caught and we swung like a pendulum.

Not as wild and crazy as some of the postings on here, but it had my heart leaping through my throat.

You had me at...

Was it the 100 foot drop, the swinging, or being strapped to two large men that had your heart leaping?

is more like it....

Who were you working for when this event happened? Just curious because performing a HALO jump at those altitudes is normal.

Take your pick.

OK, that's going over the line JUST a little bit...

LOL... that sucker did own me that day. That was my 3rd and final attempt at rodeo fame. Those bulls really do move quick, very deceptive with their size. It was an experience.

That may be the standard now, but you have to understank Rick is what, 83 years old now?

1) Stalls, 2.5G windup turns and -1G pushovers in a 747SP as part of a test program for NASA. We lost $125K worth of access panels that decided to depart the plane over Texas.
2) Very few will understand this one. Pull the curcuit breakers for stick shacker and stick pusher and then do stalls in a Gulfstream III. Having the test pilot tell you "That one almost go away" is not something you ever want to hear.
3) Hands off landings in a various aircraft. Just ride it in and hope for the best.
4) Tell a career Colonel that he is no longer
allowed to fly "my" airplane because he is among the worst pilots I've ever seen. I was 28 running my first flight test program.
5) Landing with blown tires on a Falcon 20. We had a ABS malfunction on takeoff and one tire on each main landing gear strut locked up and burned through. Landing was a bit rough. A video camera on board whited out due to the vibration level.

To qualify this I'm not a pilot. I'm an engineer, I ride in back running a data acquisition system or up front behind the pilots acting as the test coordinator. I have very little control over the surroundings and have to trust the trained monkeys up front. For this I get as a benefit a company paid $100,000 death and dismemberment insurance policy and a salary about 20% below industry norms.

I went to a Buffett concert in 94 at a new amphitheatre in Northern Virginia... I had been drinking a bit, and the people I was with were starting to annoy me. So what does one do in this situation? STREAK! I ran across the lawn hopping over parrotheads and blankets, narrowly missing a couple ladies... ran all the way across the upper lawn, where it drops off sharply but good enough to stand and get my boxers back on... I thought I was safe, but I got nabbed by security, brought to the security booth, asked for my name, etc, etc... I had practiced this one... "Bill McCutchen, 1385 West Lee Highway, blah blah blah...." I was escorted out. I had to pee. I needed beer. I was rip roaring drunk at this point (the drinks finally kicked in). I got my clothes when I left, but for some reason, I didn't have my keys. They were back in there. I had to get back in. I made up a story that I got a page from my mom, and she never pages me, so I ran out to find the nearest phone, but couldn't hear, so I went to the one in the parking lot. They bought it, I got back in, found my keys, and told my "friends" that I was only let back in to get my keys. I moved to the other side of the lawn and mooched beer off of other people with my pinkslip of the "Official Incident Report" that stated I was caught streaking. I was a popular man that night.... My "friends" were pissed. I ended up going to an afterparty in McLean. Rather entertaining evening that started out with potential to be another lame outing.

I saw Buffett in 97 in Tampa.......Awesome concert, the only incident i had was getting caught smoking a jibber in the auditorium's bathroom....did not get kicked out, just fussed at

Nissan or Wolftrap?

the dumbest thing i ever did was pee on an electric fence(and yes it hurts and no im not infertle )

Wildest thing was throw a party in an abandon warehouse made 3 grand on that party

craziest thing i ever did drove a vw bugg through a trail that most newbie 4X4 drives would get out and walk. minor body panel damage but i made it.

God im good

That would be Nissan... how ironic...

Been there a couple times. Will never view it the same...

Funniest thing I have ever read!

THAT WAS YOU?????? Holy S! I was at Nissan in 94 at that show. We still talk about the fruitcake who was prancing across the lawn sans clothes...and then came up to us and asked for a beer. My buddy pissed in the second beer you drank btw

Man, I can't believe that was you!

I told you that was pissy beer. that stuff sucked!

The wildest thing I've done to date is run across an open field while a Kiowa Warrior helo fired rockets into a truck carrying ammo, while the truck was cooking off. Thank god the Ba'ath party spent all that aid money to build strong head quarters buildings - there were .50cal size bullets bouncing off it.
Maybe blowing up a bunch of anti-aircraft rounds rivals that - some of them went up and came down near us, exploding on impact. That was more scary than wild though.

Got a handjob under the table from pornstar, Annamalle , one night at a Denny's. Not really "wild" but pretty damn cool!

Craziest thing i ever did was get head while driving. Craziest part was that there was a cop driving next to me the whole time, I just looked at him and smiled

I tried to ride my bicycle as far as I could with my eye closed and rode into the side of a parked car at full speed. Maybe not wold, but definitely stupid.