Tom DeLay: Total Douchebag

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What a dick.

In Other news, the leader of the free world arrived in New Orleans today to firsthand access the problems:

3 posts of the same photoshop pic...c'mon guys...time for some new material...

When I first heard this, I definately thought he was being a dick. But the more I thought about it, and realized who he was talking to when he said it, I kinda' changed my mind. I mean, it was definately in poor taste, if he had said that to adults, or even teenagers. But he was trying to lighten up the mood a little bit for the kids' sake.

Haven't you ever seen a parent tell their kid to "laugh it off" after they fall and hurt themselves? Same kinda' thing. Divert their attention from the shittiness, and try to put a smile on their face.

It's always better to laugh than cry.

I agree with you totally on this. Then again, what do you expect from the great liberal spin.

Wilmac doesnt care about the people in New Orleans. He only cares about what kind of political damage he and his 13% can inflict on the President and republicans.

13%????

Try 52% at LEAST...

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No, 52% of the people aren't rabid left-wing jerkoffs like yourself.

Polls. Polls were created by the media to give liberals a boner.

Missiles were created by the military to help Republicans compensate for their tiny dicks.

you betcha, and we would have it no other way.

What do you mean?, Does not all Americans have large penises????

You'd be happier being able to blow shit up than being able to satisfy your woman?

So many of the things you've said make sense now!

Your life must really be tragic if everything you believe and feel is based on the size of your penis. Geez Wilmac, it isn't in the top zillion important things in life.

I got you something to make you feel better about yourself...

chuckle.

LOL!

Who hires the idiot crawler copy writers anyway? I suck at grammar, but they usually REALLY suck at grammar.

Wilmac...

What do you know about satisfying a woman?

I'm sure you are just as much a loser in the sexual arena as you are in the "life" arena.

You're a guy who is about 30 years old. Last I heard you don't own a home, an apartment, a condo or anything. You don't own shit because you are an irresponsible bastard. You are basically a loser who doesn't have two nickels to rub together.

Is that why you are a socialist? Being a loser makes you want the government to hand you everything.

There are more ways that an adult woman needs to be satisfied than sexually. Being a socialist asshole might be sexy to some women when they are late teens, early twenties. It's not sexy when they are thirty and they don't have shit to show for their life. Especially when all their "normal" friends have everything.

You're a loser Wilmac.

You are the very last guy on this board to say anything to anyone about satisfying a woman. Women don't stay with broke socialist assholes for very long. That includes the woman you married.

More than you, virgin.

An irresponsible loser wouldn't have paid off $37,000 in student loans and credit card debt in three years, douche.

Never been on welfare. Never taken anything from the government. I was laid off for a year, which put me deep into debt. I did odd jobs here and there where I could. I paid for college out of my own pocket.

Just because I believe in socialist principals doesn't mean I think they'll work in the real world. I'm living proof of that. People are lazy. I went out and found work when I needed money, because I was able.

[EDIT]Meaning, I'm not PERSONALLY lazy, I actually went out and found a job...but that some people are....so use that as a signature if you must, bitchass (yes, YOU jersy), but I just want it in the record what I REALLY meant... [/edit]

But I've also seen how big buisness can screw over a loyal, hard worker. Would I like everyone to be equalized? Of course I would. Do I think it could work in the real world? No, I don't.

What you need to understand is there's more to life than possessions. Yeah, they're nice, but my wife and I would much rather see a smile on a homeless person's face when we work at a soup kitchen. We'd much rather feel the gratitude of a person as we help them build a house through Habitat for Humanity. We'd much rather open up the extra room in our apartment to a New Orleans refugee for three months because they need it.

When it's all said and done, possessions break, get thrown out, become obsolete. Get blown away or washed away by hurricanes...I'd much rather use my money to help someone out than to buy a bunch of useless crap that'll eventually rot and waste away...

What, exactly, when your carcass is dried up and laid out on the slab, will you have to show for your life besides a bunch of hate filled rants on a message board?

You need to stop going out with gold diggers then. Here's a hint. Women LOVE it when you do something nice for someone else. When you're selfless. When you give of yourself to help your fellow man. It shows you have a gentle and kind heart, and that's what my wife fell in love with.

It's too bad you're such an asshole. You might've learned that lesson somewhere along the way and be a whole lot happier with your life.

Dear God, he finally admitted it....
I think I have a new signature.

Dammit, I knew I should have reworded that.... :rolleyes:

Yeah, OK.

Death toll rising, hundreds of thousands of refugees. Let's demean them by equating the ordeal to summer camp, right? Let's go tell the soldiers the same thing in Iraq, right?

Wrong.

Sorry folks, but that ain't summer camp.

The government can't/won't do the right thing, so let's tell the people to laugh about the hellish predicament they find themselves in? W-T-F-?

The last thing the refugees need is some rich prick telling them how insignificant their problems are.

DeLay gets my vote for a$$hole of the YEAR.

Jeff:

you do realise he was talking to children right? I mean kids who were probably scared as it was. He tried to cheer them up a bit. He did not say it to as group of adults, and certainly was trying to make the best of the situation for the children. I don't get it, if he was talking to a roomful of displaced adults or business owners, yes, jump all over him, but he was trying to cheer up children...

You people are insane.

This guy just made a quote that will live in infamy for the remainder of this debacle.

Summer camp is fun. What in the world does that have to do with being a homeless refugee? EVERYTHING these boys have ever known has been destroyed. How the f%ck is that like summer camp?

Like I said. A$$hole of the Year.

Bush doesn't like him, either. I say he's finished after this.



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Madman 1, Wilmac 0.

C'mon...where's round two?

Wilmac, nothing wrong with selfless acts. Don't think that liberals are the only ones capable of selfless acts. There's plenty of wealthy conservatives who give more to charity each year than you earn. As for owning possessions....you think differently as a homeowner, and you think differently as you begin to have some financial success in your life. Here's what you think: I worked my ass off for this and I don't believe in handing it over to someone not willing to do the same. (hence the conservatives' disgust for the welfare system).

I will say one nice thing here....thank you for being one to actually pay off student loans.

Arguing with Wilmac is a waste of time. He's actually more pathetic than I thought.

Maybe one day he will tell you the stories of how he was picked on and bullied by the other kids in school. The long time posters here on this board have been through that.

I can easily see Wilmac as some little wise-ass kid getting his ass kicked on a routine basis. I'm sure "Wedgies" were a daily occurance for him.


Add all that toghther with being dumb and lazy, you have the psychological profile of a classic leftist.

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Wilmac...... By the way. What the hell did you study in school if you had to take odd jobs? A conservative would know to study something that would provide a marketable skill and generate a decent living.

And yet, here you are.

Of course I was! I had a big mouth and deserved what I got. I've said that on numerous occasions.

Get a life, and get over it. I'm ok with it.

Seventh, eighth grade, yup. After that, I learned that if I kept my mouth shut, that wouldn't happen anymore.

Nah, just the usual stomping followed by getting stuffed in my locker.

I've often wondered what a jock's preoccupation is with ripping off another guy's underwear...kinda gay if you ask me...

So what do your posts say about you, other than you've got a lot of pent up aggression that you have no outlet for?

What's really funny is that you call me dumb, but you misspelled "together." I give you props though on getting "psycological" right. Most Righties don't believe in psychology, because, you know, that would be science and, of course, against God. :rolleyes:

You'll love this story.

The reason I had to take odd jobs was because the RIGHT WING tv station that I was shooting news for, went under. Believe it or not, these right wingers thought they could spend more money than they had coming in. Funny that, huh? Sounds kinda familliar.

You can read all about the station HERE .
Let me tell you...Paul Weyrich is a douchebag and the people that ran Americas Voice into the ground are ALL douchebags.

Now, I knew going in that I'd be working with right wingers, but they paid pretty good and I accepted a job as a news photographer with them in 1999. And they continued to spend money like it was going out of style. This was nice for a while. You know, until the meeting where they said "If you have direct deposit, your money with through to the bank. If you get a paper check, you need to cash it now, because we're bankrupt."

Funny that...a Republican Right Wing station filing for protection with the government...the irony is astounding....

For the next year, they continued to spend money like there was no tomorrow, despite the fact that they were in bankruptcy. (Still sounds familliar, I have no idea why...*cough*BushAdministration*cough*) By the time I had three checks bounce and rent to pay, I had enough and quit. Two weeks later, the place finally let out its last gasps.

I went into freelancing after that, (mid 2001) but this was just as the economy was tanking, so the first thing to go in this area is going to be a video department. Most news stations around here let half of their crews go. CNN, Fox, all of em...even the locals...which meant that there were a LOT more freelancers in the area. Which meant fewer jobs to go around, which meant that it was difficult to find work every day.

So, did I cry about it? Did I sit and whine about it? Nope. I went and spent six months as a postman. Did I hate the job? Yup. Worst job I ever had. Did I do it anyway? Yup, because i needed the money.

After six months of that, I saw an ad in the paper for a producer/director for training tapes for the local PD, I applied, went through six levels of interviews, and was finally accepted for the job...

Dumb? Lazy? Who the fu*k are you to say that I'm dumb and lazy? I'm a lot of things, but not those two adjectives.

Get off your high horse you worthless piece of shit. Your mother should have had the abortion when she had the chance, instead of just doing a halfway job of it with a hanger.

Come on guys

I mean really, You cannot possibly defend a sleezebag like Delay

He is the very definition of political corruption.

Now, Im not saying other politicians are not corrupt, most are, but rather he really does not care who sees him dipping into the honey pot.

No politician is to be trusted, but I would not trust this man near a baby with a balloon.