'unadulterated' observations Xterra II

Posted by: Anonymous

'unadulterated' observations Xterra II - 06/11/03 08:17 PM

Awww…touch a nerve? This should be a place for information and speculation, since any hard specifications do not exist yet. The vehicle is not finialized, not even approved.
I know you are not one of them Shadows, Rupaul think them Mac Divas, sissy boys, from that bouncing pic, how about the lower bouncing hugs, got any pics on that, serious triple rolling, with almost infinite Jiggle, find some.

The Xterra II will be soon dethrone as top rough dawg, it will be complete out tech, out manuever and out design by an Alien Super Crawler, it will be able to climb Mount Yamacuchie, Mount Everbreast and any Peak you can throw at it and that`s even without a driver.

Okay, Go! Hurry and go get you a Smoothie, so to prevent you from going into Stuck oversensory Brain long burn.

Vote with your dollars. Xterra main drawback is its excessive size and weight, kind of like a clumsy elephant tripping and crushing over some rough terrain. Probably why the nimbler Jeep is more popular for serious off-roaders. Once again, I am excited about the IDEA OF THE NEW Xterra II, and THE APPEARENCE OF IT'S OFF-ROAD CAPABILITIES, but am realistic about the possibility of being disappointed. I'm not defending it, because I don't know any more than what I see, and what I know of Nissan products. I'm countering your bold statements made about a vehicle's design and mechanics, while it's still basically under wraps. getting you all juicy in the shorts over the xterra. I'm pointing out flaws in your logic, is all. I'm also perfectly calm in this discussion, so there's no need for me to "chill." I really don't care what you think, because you are of a different mind-set. I don't really care how tall it is, as long as it has great ground clearance, which it appears to have, If it looks cool, plenty of head room, tough looks, excellent off-road ability, room for at least 5, utility, and better gas mileage than it's bigger heavy brothers.

In summary if you have the money and have been thinking about buying a new Freed Independent Traction SUV. the Jeep Grand Red Indian, the General 3 eat gas, or Landys III , for the sake of its version of traction control and fanciness but haven't cost you like Nissan then buy the Xterra II. what's not but there is a generation of guys who have secretaries who answer the phone, Soccer moms that play referee, garden boys who mow the lawn and in the same vein just wants to put foot to get through the mud without bothering too much about the mechanics and will call in a chopper to airlift it out if it dies - then enjoy it.

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Posted by: superjens

Re: 'unadulterated' observations Xterra II - 06/11/03 08:18 PM

Posted by: Anonymous

Re: 'unadulterated' observations Xterra II - 06/11/03 08:23 PM

What da hell?
Posted by: Rickster43

Re: 'unadulterated' observations Xterra II - 06/11/03 08:32 PM

What a worm...delete this ridicoulous thread, please..
Posted by: Mobycat

Re: 'unadulterated' observations Xterra II - 06/11/03 08:35 PM

Gibberish much?
Posted by: BluRdgX

Re: 'unadulterated' observations Xterra II - 06/11/03 08:46 PM

Um.....ok, and popsicles don't have optic nerves.....what is this thread about again?

BRX

Gotta love SuperJens pic in his post though!
Posted by: Guido

Re: 'unadulterated' observations Xterra II - 06/11/03 09:13 PM

Posted by: Anonymous

Re: 'unadulterated' observations Xterra II - 07/11/03 05:51 AM

Who is this troll????? (good call guido)
Posted by: electrobuzz

Re: 'unadulterated' observations Xterra II - 07/11/03 06:41 AM

Momma dog baby in da banana patch.
Posted by: Anonymous

Re: 'unadulterated' observations Xterra II - 07/11/03 06:48 AM

Can you hear me now?
Posted by: Sean

Re: 'unadulterated' observations Xterra II - 07/11/03 06:55 AM

Proof that 15 yr olds shouldn't do drugs, it stunts their intellect.

:rolleyes:
Posted by: xterraintx

Re: 'unadulterated' observations Xterra II - 07/11/03 07:08 AM

"If it wasn't for my Horse I would have never attended my first two years of college"
Posted by: MBFlyerfan

Re: 'unadulterated' observations Xterra II - 07/11/03 07:34 AM

What the hell is he talking about in his malformed english half sentences? I have read it three times and I still dont know.
Posted by: Xorand

Re: 'unadulterated' observations Xterra II - 07/11/03 07:40 AM

Posted by: Anonymous

Re: 'unadulterated' observations Xterra II - 07/11/03 07:42 AM

Whoopy crappy ding dang
Sapakow whoopy wing wang
Hapa dapa snappa pang
grip lip slip dip trip hang

(I just made more sense than this troll.)
Posted by: MBFlyerfan

Re: 'unadulterated' observations Xterra II - 07/11/03 07:58 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by WilMac1023:
Whoopy crappy ding dang
Sapakow whoopy wing wang
Hapa dapa snappa pang
grip lip slip dip trip hang

(I just made more sense than this troll.)
I didnt know you spoke Pooty Tangish?
Posted by: Kaiser

Re: 'unadulterated' observations Xterra II - 07/11/03 08:16 AM

I LOVED Pootie Tang (The movie you sick bastards...).

Wadda Taww Pootie Tang! Skinny on the runny kine.
Posted by: DKX01

Re: 'unadulterated' observations Xterra II - 07/11/03 09:15 AM

I just read this twice wand still have no idea what the point was, except that this was some troll that registered for an account just to post some trash...I wish I had the last 5 minutes of my life back :rolleyes:
Posted by: Anonymous

Re: 'unadulterated' observations Xterra II - 07/11/03 09:21 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Kaiser442:
I LOVED Pootie Tang (The movie you sick bastards...).

Wadda Taww Pootie Tang! Skinny on the runny kine.
Sa da teh!
Posted by: Firebraun

Re: 'unadulterated' observations Xterra II - 07/11/03 09:29 AM

Said in best Edward G. Robinson voice: "Go 'way kid... Ya bother me..."

Edited to add: DOH! Yep, you guys are right... WC Fields. 2 more cups of coffee and I realized it... The line associated with Edward G. is "You dirty rat," but there's evidence he never actually said it in a movie, even though popular culture associates it with him...
Posted by: Anonymous

Re: 'unadulterated' observations Xterra II - 07/11/03 10:03 AM

Quote:
Said in best Edward G. Robinson voice: "Go 'way kid... Ya bother me..."
Maybe I'm wrong but wasn't that W.C. Field's line?
Posted by: NY Madman

Re: 'unadulterated' observations Xterra II - 07/11/03 10:05 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by BigYella:

Maybe I'm wrong but wasn't that W.C. Field's line?
Yeah it was. Then he would say "Go play on the freeway"
Posted by: Anonymous

Re: 'unadulterated' observations Xterra II - 07/11/03 10:07 AM

The constant gibberish makes me think of Fear and Loathing in Los Vegas. [Huh?] What a great movie though...
Posted by: OffroadX

Re: 'unadulterated' observations Xterra II - 07/11/03 10:50 AM

'Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe;
All mimsy were the borogoves,
And the mome raths outgrave.
Posted by: Anonymous

Re: 'unadulterated' observations Xterra II - 07/11/03 12:35 PM

Ah, Lewis Carroll. One of my favorite writers. I love Jabberwocky. smile
Posted by: Andre the Giant

Re: 'unadulterated' observations Xterra II - 07/11/03 01:06 PM

My favorite line...

"how about the lower bouncing hugs, got any pics on that, serious triple rolling, with almost infinite Jiggle, find some. "

What language is this guy speaking???

Teletubbyeeze?
Posted by: coferj

Re: 'unadulterated' observations Xterra II - 07/11/03 02:07 PM