new security system for my X

Go Ahead Try To Steal It!!

Kinda similar to my security system except I work alone with a 3 D-cell MagLite, a fire extinguisher, and a .380 pistola!

for those "special" emergencies, I bust out the Beretta, the Glock, the Ruger and the ninja sword.

Ninja sword? I just carry my department issue glock .40cal. Ninja sword? I do have mag light but its in the back. Ninja sword? And I also keep an extra mag for the glock in...damn, a freakin Ninja sword!?

Since I don't own any guns yet, my bare hands and feet will serve as lethal weapons.

Since I don't own any guns yet, my bare hands and feet will serve as lethal weapons.

Nice photo. No security needed here, I shall just fart in your general direction.

I think it's called a Katana, do you use numb chucks too?...My Glock works just fine...

How is that bug deflector working out for you?

The deflector, ehh I got it for looks but getting sick of it. It will be gone soon. The ninja sword? I leave that at the restaraunt I run, right next to where I leave my gun. There's been a lot of robberies in the area and helps to keep the employees working and behaving. :p

Sniff, sniff. Damn!!! Smells like burning vaseline!!