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#151192 - 05/04/06 09:46 AM Re: XOC's greatest quotes
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http://www.xterraownersclub.com/cgi-local/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_profile;u=00015094

And you're a moderator? :p
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#151193 - 05/04/06 09:47 AM Re: XOC's greatest quotes
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Originally posted by fog:
Sweet, I got a 5 rating!
Go me!
How you doooin?! [Finger]

Let us know if you come to AZ again. Let's see if we can keep from getting kicked out of eating/bowling establishments this time. [drink] [Too much XOC] [drink]
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#151194 - 05/04/06 10:18 AM Re: XOC's greatest quotes
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Originally posted by OffroadX:
[URL=http://www.xterraownersclub.com/cgi-local/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_profile;u=00015094]http://www.xterraownersclub.com/cgi-local/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_profile;u=00015094[/UR L]

And you're a moderator? :p
and in the "he didn't get it department......"
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#151195 - 05/04/06 10:43 AM Re: XOC's greatest quotes
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Anybody remeber that one kid who always said the word "stuff" in his posts? I think I remember he went wheelin and broke something and tried to fix it and fucked his whole truck up. Then you guys came in and bashed him for scewing up a truck that his parents bought for him. lol..that one always got me

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#151196 - 05/04/06 10:46 AM Re: XOC's greatest quotes
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Originally posted by zimjig:
Anybody remeber that one kid who always said the word "stuff" in his posts? I think I remember he went wheelin and broke something and tried to fix it and fucked his whole truck up. Then you guys came in and bashed him for scewing up a truck that his parents bought for him. lol..that one always got me
You mean the one what booger-welded the lights to the hatch?

Quote:
Originally posted by badercarma :
I welded some rear lights onto my Xterra today. I got the lights from Wal-Mart for $10 each. Everything seems good but when you open the rear door they aim into the sky. frown
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#151197 - 05/04/06 11:07 AM Re: XOC's greatest quotes
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Originally posted by socalpunX:
and in the "he didn't get it department......"
Apparently not...
confused
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#151198 - 05/04/06 11:14 AM Re: XOC's greatest quotes
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Originally posted by xterrah:
Another great one.

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Originally posted by TJ:
[b]I took in an abandoned pug many years ago....

Question for experience pugsters...

This pug would fart every time it barked.

The fart and the bark were simultaneous, like a stereophinic simultaneous release from both ends that would blend the two sounds into something like a

"Rouphphph!" instead of a "Rough!" type of bark, or a

"Phhphph!" sort of fart.

When he would get going, we'd laugh, which made him bark/fart (Bart?/Fark?), which made us laugh, etc...

This was very dangerous, as the odiferous nature of the one end produced nausea and a lingering sense (Scents?) of fire and brimstone, decaying vulture brains, etc.

Do any of you have Bart Farking pugs?

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[LOL] [LOL] [LOL]
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#151199 - 05/04/06 11:15 AM Re: XOC's greatest quotes
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In the old FAQ's and also a popular noob question was:

"Since Ian is member number two who is member number one?"

fog's number is 15905 ..

Who is 15904...

Get it?
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#151200 - 05/04/06 11:23 AM Re: XOC's greatest quotes
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I can't believe you explained it to him.
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#151201 - 05/04/06 11:32 AM Re: XOC's greatest quotes
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Yes, but now we have it in print that Brent does not in fact know everything. laugh
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#151202 - 05/04/06 11:34 AM Re: XOC's greatest quotes
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shit, that was in print the first time he used a keyboard.

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#151203 - 05/04/06 12:19 PM Re: XOC's greatest quotes
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#151204 - 05/04/06 04:48 PM Re: XOC's greatest quotes
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Originally posted by OffroadX:
And you're a moderator? :p
still sore about that, eh?
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#151205 - 05/04/06 05:38 PM Re: XOC's greatest quotes
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some Badcarma quotes....god that guy was an idiot [LOL]

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There isn’t any tow spots at all on Nissans? I thought they all had those 2 loops on the front. And even if they don’t, the sway bar makes a good spot to hook a chain.
on the topic of towing with the Xterra..
Quote:
I think you will be fine, just don’t slip the clutch to much. I once towed and launched 3000lbs sail boat with an 88 VW Jetta. It towed it fine except when trying to drive back up the launch ramp, had to get a few people to sit on the hood because all the weight pushing down on the hitch was taking weight off of the front. So handling wise, it’s fine. Power wise might have a harder time trying to keep it going high speeds up hills.
and on the topic of recoveries...

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I usually just throw the tow strap loop right over the ball, never had it come off.

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#151206 - 05/04/06 06:58 PM Re: XOC's greatest quotes
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Quote:
Originally posted by mudx4x4:
[QB]some Badcarma quotes....god that guy was an idiot [LOL]

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There isn’t any tow spots at all on Nissans? I thought they all had those 2 loops on the front. And even if they don’t, the sway bar makes a good spot to hook a chain.
on the topic of towing with the Xterra..
Man, that was a classic!

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#151207 - 06/04/06 10:25 AM Re: XOC's greatest quotes
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Quote:
Originally posted by AHTOXA:
Quote:
Originally posted by mudx4x4:
[QB]some Badcarma quotes....god that guy was an idiot [LOL]

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There isn’t any tow spots at all on Nissans? I thought they all had those 2 loops on the front. And even if they don’t, the sway bar makes a good spot to hook a chain.
on the topic of towing with the Xterra..
Man, that was a classic!
haha...yeah that was the guy i was talking about...man was he an idiot. The Sway bar? WTF?!?

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#151208 - 08/04/06 09:36 AM Re: XOC's greatest quotes
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My favorite was by SouthernX

Quote:
No one will buy it... It has those [Rainbow] headlights.

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#151209 - 19/04/06 05:28 PM Re: XOC's greatest quotes
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Quote:
Originally posted by Dreadite:
Quote:
Originally posted by Max Kjellin:
[b]Dude why would u buy one new tire if only one of your tires is bald you got a diffrent problem if i were you i would probably not be such an pussy and buy 5 new tires dumbass and you should probably get a realignment bc thats y only one of ur tires is bald.....
First of all. English motherfucker, do you speak it? Call me a dumbass again and Ill snap your neck.

Secondly, I cant afford all new tires right now, seeing how Im a student. My dad didnt want to spend money on all new tires if he didnt have to. The reason one of my tires is bald is because we got the xterra used after it was a rental. I think they just scrapped tires together and threw them on there.[/b]
[LOL] [Laughing] [Spit] [Huh?] [Too much XOC]

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#151210 - 19/04/06 06:55 PM Re: XOC's greatest quotes
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Quote:
Fuck Off, Mini-Brent.
[Spit]

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#151211 - 19/04/06 10:12 PM Re: XOC's greatest quotes
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Quote:
Snarl, I miss him.

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#151212 - 23/06/06 11:49 AM Re: XOC's greatest quotes
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This mofo just kills me....

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Originally posted by Fried Rice Mofo:
Well, if you actually put people like me who have a set of balls in charge, instead of dickless asshats like Smith, shit might get cleaned up around here..

But hey, it's not like I'm in charge or anything... Carry on! [Finger]
[LOL] [Spit] [Laughing] [Too much XOC]

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#151213 - 14/07/06 02:52 PM Re: XOC's greatest quotes
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Responding to the uber-troll Branden Burden:

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Originally posted by NY Madman:
You're damn right you are an anti-semite. You hate the Jews. You hate the State of Israel. You have proclaimed that hatred on this board a number of times. It couldn't be any clearer if you wore an SS patch or just finished wiping the cum off your mouth from sucking the cock of some Hamas leader.
Madman at his finest ...

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#151214 - 14/07/06 05:24 PM Re: XOC's greatest quotes
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And one from you, FlyingFishX:

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The country under Putin kind of makes me think of Bob Dole peddling Viagra. Big deal, it can wave its dingy around but nobody cares to share a bed with it.
Classic.
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#151215 - 10/02/07 04:51 PM Re: XOC's greatest quotes
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Had to revive the thread for this quotable:

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Originally posted by Alpine Spirit:
X2

All this PC stuff is BS!!!

If you are fat.... face it... your arms shake like Jello and they will unless you do something about it.

If your gay fine face it... you like salami you don't see me bitchin or taking offense cuz someone accused me of liking the fish taco.

If you want to kill yourself well [Uh Oh !] OK [Uh Oh !] but think of other options too.

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#151216 - 10/02/07 09:23 PM Re: XOC's greatest quotes
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Quote:
Originally posted by Shahram:
Kind of reminds me of.....well, me.

Wife: What the fuck? You're driving on the island!
Me: There's traffic.
Wife: You're not supposed to drive on the fucking island.
Me: Why not? We've got plenty of clearance!
Wife: It's against the law!
Me: Are you worried that I'll rip off the cats and I won't be able to pass smog? Are you saying I should get a suspension lift?
Wife: I hate you.
Me: Don't hate the playah, dog, hate the game.
Wife: What does that mean?
Me: Can I have a BJ? Get the fuck off the sidewalk, Grandma! Jesus!

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