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#202941 - 12/12/03 08:09 AM Are we to blame for this???
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Earth\'s Magnetic Field weakening...

I know it's only a matter of time before someone in the environmental movement blames us for this. After all, we all know that Republicans and the like are to blame for everything that's evil and bad in the world.

Sorry, I just couldn't resist the chance to start another worthless Dem vs Repub thread. [Finger]
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#202942 - 12/12/03 08:14 AM Re: Are we to blame for this???
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Dammit, now I'll have to replace all of my compasses!!!

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#202943 - 12/12/03 08:16 AM Re: Are we to blame for this???
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Quote:
Originally posted by Andre the Giant:

Earth\'s Magnetic Field weakening...

I know it's only a matter of time before someone in the environmental movement blames us for this. After all, we all know that Republicans and the like are to blame for everything that's evil and bad in the world.

Sorry, I just couldn't resist the chance to start another worthless Dem vs Repub thread. [Finger]
I wonder if the Earth's Magnetic Field is Republican or Democrat?

wink
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#202944 - 12/12/03 08:45 AM Re: Are we to blame for this???
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I'm betting it's Democrat. It's always there, but obviously, according to the article, you can't rely on it for shit. Wait, that sounds like the Republicans too...

I'm going to have to go for a drive.

laugh [Wave]
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#202945 - 12/12/03 08:50 AM Re: Are we to blame for this???
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I wonder if my fancy auto-dimming/compass rear view mirror would be covered under warranty if the Earth's magnetic field collapsed?

laugh
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#202946 - 12/12/03 08:55 AM Re: Are we to blame for this???
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Quote:
Originally posted by Sean:
I wonder if my fancy auto-dimming/compass rear view mirror would be covered under warranty if the Earth's magnetic field collapsed?

laugh
Don't know...did you get the extended warrenty? [LOL]

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#202947 - 12/12/03 09:00 AM Re: Are we to blame for this???
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I'm not worried. After all, Al Gore can just invent us a new magnetic field...he invented the internet, ya know. [Smoking]
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#202948 - 12/12/03 09:13 AM Re: Are we to blame for this???
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Originally posted by krisjon:

I'm not worried. After all, Al Gore can just invent us a new magnetic field...he invented the internet, ya know. [Smoking]
Geeze..when will this false rumor ever die? Al Gore NEVER said he "Invented" the Internet.

http://www.perkel.com/politics/gore/internet.htm

:rolleyes:
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#202949 - 12/12/03 09:21 AM Re: Are we to blame for this???
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How will my Toliet flush correctly? eek
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#202950 - 12/12/03 09:44 AM Re: Are we to blame for this???
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Maybe we can determine when the actually Pole shift will take place. Then flush your toilet at that exact instance. One of two things can happen.

1)The water will stop and move in the other direction.
or more likely...
2)Your toilet will explode and all life on this planet will cease to exist.

it can happen [Uh Oh !]
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#202951 - 12/12/03 10:23 AM Re: Are we to blame for this???
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Originally posted by xterra2k:
How will my Toliet flush correctly? eek
The "bowl swirl" is caused by the rotation of the earth, not the magnetic field. Magnatism has no effect on noniron things like water. The article said nothing about the earths rotation changing.
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#202952 - 12/12/03 10:25 AM Re: Are we to blame for this???
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Quote:
Originally posted by John Doe:
Quote:
Originally posted by xterra2k:
[b]How will my Toliet flush correctly? eek
The "bowl swirl" is caused by the rotation of the earth, not the magnetic field. Magnatism has no effect on noniron things like water. The article said nothing about the earths rotation changing.[/b]
NERD ALERT!! NERD ALERT!!!

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#202953 - 12/12/03 10:53 AM Re: Are we to blame for this???
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Quote:
Originally posted by Sean:
Quote:
Originally posted by krisjon:

[b]I'm not worried. After all, Al Gore can just invent us a new magnetic field...he invented the internet, ya know. [Smoking]
Geeze..when will this false rumor ever die? Al Gore NEVER said he "Invented" the Internet.

http://www.perkel.com/politics/gore/internet.htm

:rolleyes: [/b]
Easy, Trigger....hence the smiley. There was previous talk about turning this into another rousting political debate, so I figured I'd throw out a fun, but not to be taken seriously, salvo. Guess I hit a sore spot with an Al fan.
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#202954 - 12/12/03 11:10 AM Re: Are we to blame for this???
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Quote:
Originally posted by krisjon:
Quote:
Originally posted by Sean:
[b]
Quote:
Originally posted by krisjon:

[b]I'm not worried. After all, Al Gore can just invent us a new magnetic field...he invented the internet, ya know. [Smoking]
Geeze..when will this false rumor ever die? Al Gore NEVER said he "Invented" the Internet.

http://www.perkel.com/politics/gore/internet.htm

:rolleyes: [/b]
Easy, Trigger....hence the smiley. There was previous talk about turning this into another rousting political debate, so I figured I'd throw out a fun, but not to be taken seriously, salvo. Guess I hit a sore spot with an Al fan.[/b]
Personally, I think the magnetic field problem will be a result of an impending potatoE shortage. laugh
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#202955 - 12/12/03 11:11 AM Re: Are we to blame for this???
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I think Bush knew about this, and let it happen. [Finger]
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#202956 - 12/12/03 11:14 AM Re: Are we to blame for this???
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Quote:
Originally posted by 2001frontier:
I think Bush knew about this, and let it happen. [Finger]
And then lied about it. :rolleyes:
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#202957 - 12/12/03 11:27 AM Re: Are we to blame for this???
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But at least he wasn't screwing a fat girl in the oval office when it happened!!

Sorry, I know fat girls need love too...

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#202958 - 12/12/03 11:34 AM Re: Are we to blame for this???
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We all know that PotatoEs do NOT generate a sufficent magnetic field to cause the collapse of our own. I held a compass right next to a sack of potatoEs and the needle didn't move a bit. But we all know that PotatoEs have a strong GRAVITATIONAL field and are only slightly less strong than black holes. PotatoEs should be avoided at all costs.

The drive didn't help me figure out if the magnetic field is Dem or Repub... Plus, the drive renewed my curiosity about the political affiliation of my 350Z. mad
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#202959 - 12/12/03 11:50 AM Re: Are we to blame for this???
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Originally posted by ashleynatlanta:
But at least he wasn't screwing a fat girl in the oval office when it happened!!

Sorry, I know fat girls need love too...
I thought Monica was kinda hot. I'd hit it two times. laugh
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#202960 - 12/12/03 11:58 AM Re: Are we to blame for this???
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In the words of a co-worker of mine...

"I don't care what they look like if all I'm looking at is the top of their head."

laugh
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#202961 - 12/12/03 12:06 PM Re: Are we to blame for this???
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I thought Monica was kinda hot. I'd hit it two times.
[Huh?]

I wouldn't screw her with Sean's dick! [Finger]

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#202962 - 12/12/03 12:08 PM Re: Are we to blame for this???
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Originally posted by ELFTERRA:
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I thought Monica was kinda hot. I'd hit it two times.
[Huh?]

I wouldn't screw her with Sean's dick! [Finger]
Jeez, I hope not. That's be kinda deviant for you to have Sean's dick.
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#202963 - 12/12/03 12:10 PM Re: Are we to blame for this???
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Quote:
Originally posted by ELFTERRA:
Quote:
I thought Monica was kinda hot. I'd hit it two times.
[Huh?]

I wouldn't screw her with Sean's dick! [Finger]
No, you'd give her sloppy seconds with your vibrator after you pulled it out of your ass.
[Finger]

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#202964 - 12/12/03 12:21 PM Re: Are we to blame for this???
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Originally posted by WilMac1023:
No, you'd give her sloppy seconds with your vibrator after you pulled it out of my ass.
[Finger]
Your fantasies have me somewhat startled. eek
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#202965 - 12/12/03 12:29 PM Re: Are we to blame for this???
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HAHAHA...I just thought I'd shock everyone with the most vile thing I could think of to write.

Apologies to all who were offended, but I cracked myself up.

WAIT!! YOU MISQUOTED ME YOU BASTARD!!!

HAHAHAHAHA!!!

For a second, I thought I had mistyped!!

Dirty bird!!

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