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#210030 - 16/09/03 03:00 PM Re: My "Pontiac Grand Am Drivers" Theory
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Originally posted by babyX:
Pardon me, but didn't he call you an ignorant [b]wretch? 'Splain that one, Graham.[/b]
Don't give a fuck what the original put-down was.

Patrick wanted someone to explain ignorant wench.

So I did.
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#210031 - 16/09/03 03:12 PM Re: My "Pontiac Grand Am Drivers" Theory
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Originally posted by Auditor_Kevin:
and I have to use about 2 gallons of gas to keep up and keep from having 3 other cars from the other lane duck in front of me.
Along the same lines of "bad driving"...why is it so important for you to "keep up?"

If the room is there, why shouldn't they be able to "duck in?"
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#210032 - 16/09/03 04:33 PM Re: My "Pontiac Grand Am Drivers" Theory
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Allow me to explain, Graham.

My commute to and from work is much like everyone elses here - stop and go traffic all the way. So when someone 'ducks in front of me', I'm essentially giving up my place in line to make it through the next light. I'm not a dick to anyone, where I won't let them in when they need to get in my lane; but on the other hand, I don't want some other guy having a faster commute at my expense when he takes my place in line and makes it through the yellow and I get the 2 minute red light that allows two minutes worth of more traffic in front of me. I'm just trying to make the next lingering green light, that's all.

For those of you that aren't familiar with Number41's comment "that's not what he said, you ignorant wretch". It's a quote from one of the best movies of all time - TOMBSTONE.

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#210033 - 16/09/03 05:56 PM Re: My "Pontiac Grand Am Drivers" Theory
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Call me a racist asshole if you want to... but I stay the HELL away from black women drivers when I see them.
"But I can't be a rascist, I don't even drive a fast car.."
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#210034 - 16/09/03 05:57 PM Re: My "Pontiac Grand Am Drivers" Theory
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Originally posted by babyX:
Pardon me, but didn't he call you an ignorant [b]wretch? 'Splain that one, Graham.[/b]
Freudian Slip on SocalpunX's part.

[LOL] [LOL] [LOL]
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#210035 - 16/09/03 07:52 PM Re: My "Pontiac Grand Am Drivers" Theory
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Originally posted by socalpunX:
I'm going to go out on a limb here and guess that his English is better than your Spanish.
You would be correct, congratulations.
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#210036 - 16/09/03 10:19 PM Re: My "Pontiac Grand Am Drivers" Theory
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Originally posted by socalpunX:
Well it did to me and I commented as such. Ignorant wench? Please explain. [Huh?] [/QB]
Sorry. That was a movie reference, no offense intended.

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#210037 - 18/09/03 06:55 AM Re: My "Pontiac Grand Am Drivers" Theory
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Back on track;
The Grand Prix/Am drivers are pissed because the Trans Am was killed off.
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#210038 - 18/09/03 07:23 AM Re: My "Pontiac Grand Am Drivers" Theory
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Let's have a moment of silence in memory of the screaming chicken............................

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#210039 - 18/09/03 07:25 AM Re: My "Pontiac Grand Am Drivers" Theory
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DBAX................. [Finger]

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#210040 - 18/09/03 08:52 AM Re: My "Pontiac Grand Am Drivers" Theory
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In my neck of the woods it seems like all the asshole drivers regardless of what they are driving have a flag sticker or one of those flags that hang off the rear view mirror of whatever country they came from or descended from, and it seems that none of them have learned the rules of the road here in America. I won't go into what countries, but in my opinion there are some customs and laws that people should learn when they come to a new country and how to drive like everyone else should be one them!

PS Tombestone was an AWESOME movie!
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#210041 - 29/09/03 06:38 AM Re: My "Pontiac Grand Am Drivers" Theory
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Well, not to drive my theory into the ground or anything, but my co-worker just got into an accident on the expressway when some idiot in his Pontaic Grand Prix lost control and he slammed into the side of her car. She flew into the divider. She's alright, the Mustang she was driving looks totaled.

The driver of the Grand Prix said he was "fixing a loose window" when he lost control.

I think this is becoming less of a theory, and more of a dangerous fact..... [Freak]

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#210042 - 29/09/03 07:10 AM Re: My "Pontiac Grand Am Drivers" Theory
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Dude in Oklahoma it is mini vans and church vans. Seems like about one a week a church van is run over by a mini van. Soccer moms in a hurry, drinking a diet coke talking on the cell phone.

It is probably a close race between them and Bubba in his Z71 with 10 inch lift.

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#210043 - 29/09/03 09:58 AM Re: My "Pontiac Grand Am Drivers" Theory
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Originally posted by number41:
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Originally posted by socalpunX:
Well it did to me and I commented as such. Ignorant wench? Please explain. [Huh?]
Sorry. That was a movie reference, no offense intended.

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