You stupid bitch. You see me standing here with my load of wet laundry waiting for an empty dryer. Yet you stand in front of your's so slowly and meticulously folding each sock and granny panty and 70's sweater like life exists only for these fine swell laundry moments.

TAKE YOUR MOTHERFUCKING SHIT OVER TO THE FOLDING TABLE SO I CAN TOSS MY SHIT IN THERE AND GET BACK TO WASTING MY TIME POSTING ON INTERNET FORUMS.

Fucking goddamn inconsiderate people. GRRR.

Oh, and while I'm at it: You motherfucking retards who check your goddamn lottery tickets at the gas station and pick out new tickets and rummage through your purse or man bag for change while lineups behind you grow and grow: FUCK YOU I HOPE YOU FUCKING DIE 5 MINUTES AFTER WINNING.

Thanks for listening.

Oh, and just in case I'm referring to YOU:

did you ask her to move?

Buy a motherfucking washer and dryer and quit bitching.

Edited to add: Fucking Canadians.

Fuck you, you fucking fat fuck

Well, I could move into an apartment that has one en-suite, but then I'd miss out on this view ... plus then I wouldn't be able to let it all pile up into one day of 4-loads-at-once action ...

http://www.superjens.com/junk/view.jpg

Great. Another fucking Canadian.

I'm with you Jens...ignorant people piss me the fuck off! I can't stand the people that are waiting to turn right on to a multi-lane road and they wait till no cars are driving by at all. Even if the cars driving past them are in the far lanes! The people that fill their cups up at self serve machines and stand there and drink one whole cup full (while people are waiting), and then fill it up again. Could go on forever....
Oh, one more thing Smith, saying Fucking Canadians is very ignorant...so you must be one of those ignorant people. This was originally meant for you!

Excellent view.

Fucking Virginians.

Yeah , but that is still a view of fucking Canada.

Dude , chill. It's tongue in cheek. A playfull barb. A lighthearted jest. Kay ?

Get it right dammit, I am from Wisconsin, only here because of the Navy.

Fucking Wisconsinites (or something)

So, tell us how you really feel!

Please, he's Danish posing as a Canadian wanna-be.

Us fucking Canadians have far better spelling.

And women.

Eh...let 'em fucking fold it at the machine. Just make sure those fuckers don't take 13 items into the 12 or less lane.

Fucking pricks need to learn how to count.

Ummm thanks I'll pass that on so you can tell that to her face next time you see her. Glad to finally know how you feel....

How about:

Fucking Cheese heads!!!

Seattle sure is beautiful...

Now hooold on one darn minute. Canada has a lot of things that are nice. Back bacon, tuks, Beer, whisky, um, okay running out of stuff.

One thing it is not, i repeat NOT known for is it's women. Lumberjackies with hairy legs, big noses and smelly.......well you get the point.

Where the fuck have you been....Go count the cows in the frozen food section of Fred Meyers..slapnuts

Serious... I always thought there were hot women no matter where you go. You just have to know where to find them.

Kind of like a guy with a divining rod looking for water, you have to trust the direction your penis points you in.....

Did you have the balls to express your displeasure with these individuals? If not, shut your mouth.

No shit! I used to live in that building on the far right of your view pic and it was full of dumb fuck old people pulling the same shit!

On a side note...check out this link.....its a hilarious sound clip with some fine usage of the word FUCK !
http://www.blogjam.com/neil_armstrong/

I'll have to disagree.
Wait for hockey season to start and find a Flames or Canucks game on ESPN.
Watch for the women behind the bench.

Ok tomorrow it is Claus Cam time, Ian if you permit I will take digi shots from my office and post 15 babes between 9 and 4 PST prove this ass clown wrong.

Claus... You don't have to go through all that trouble. We all know there are loads of hot women in Canada.

In fact my penis has been raw for years masturbating to the likes of Pam Andersen and Shania Twain....

We forgive you for K.D. Lang ....

You mean the ones that are sitting in $400 seats? No one is going to take an ugly women and put her in a $400 seat. They had to ship the really good looking ones in from the states. The ones actually from Canada are shaved down apes, put a little make up and lipstick on them and they pass for good looking Canadian women.



Well, if it wasn't going before, it will be now.

Lighten up Canadians, I'm just pulling your chain.

The people behind the bench at Avalanche games are very difficult to look at.

Avs Fans -->

Ugly people have money too.

Don't forget Carrie-Ann Moss.

Like this?

I have the best view in Vancouver, for antoher 8 days . We have sold the business...but here is what I am looking at and hundreds of them every day....

(from the last Claus Cam, private show for Superjens)

I'll take the one on the right....

Hey... What's with the guys sitting down and eating. None are checking out the girls. Probably Canadian deviants?

Claus... It's the same everywhere that has a lot of people.

The women were the best part of working in Manhattan. There are beautiful women all over the place. (There are ugly women too...but you barely notice them?)

You sold your business? Does that mean you are out of the Travel Industry?

Better not follow me then because I will not do that unless there is absolutely no other choice and then I make sure there is at least enough space for any vehicle in the area (including mine) to stop or change direction quickly. I've seen too many times what can happen and it ain't purty. Even worse is making a left turn into a center lane with traffic coming from the right. IMO, it's just not worth the risk of having an F-350 inside my seat area.

It's a good thing you all aren't over here. With the amount of anger you expressed in dealing with stupid people, some of you would come back from a 2 hour patrol with empty magazines.

Don't they call that perversion "Voyeurism?"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

They do that in Canada too? Damn beer swilling bacon eatin' bastards. I thought Americans were the only folks ignorant and rude enough to pull that shit!

Do canadians get in line at the microwave at lunch with food that's frozen solid too? That's my pieve. Waiting with a couple of pieces of chicken to re-heat while the mouth breather in front of me puts a 5lbs frozen dinner in there. OR, they have three different things that need to be heated to different temperatures and mixed together.... first the rice, then the stinky-ass fish, then we stir, then we heat them together, then we heat the vegetables.... GET OUT OF THE F-IN WAY!!

You should be allowed to push ONE AND ONLY ONE button on that machine, wait for it, and then you take your ass to the back of the line. You are having lunch in the company cafeteria, you are NOT a French Pastry chef.

Oh, and if you're Canadian, I have news for you... YOU'RE NOT FRENCH. I DON'T CARE IF YOU'RE FROM QUEBEC, WHEN YOU CALL MY DESK FOR SERVICE YOU'LL SPEAK FUCKING ENGLISH OR I'LL HANG UP ON YOU AGAIN!!

Ok, I'm done for awhile.

Why would you care about two dudes under an umbrella?

Oh shit....too funny...I would have to agree with PNUT....

Oh and please take Celine Dion back!

HOw about the dumb asses that need to balance their check book every god damn time they write a check!! After dropping my daughter off at day care, I have a 5 min window to get to the Holiday store and purchase my morning breakfast of Hostess chocolate mini donuts and Diet Mountain Dew, and get to work on time. It never fails, the dumb ass bitch in front of me will have already puchased her shit but spends the next 3-6 min entering the check in the register and balancing her check book! Do that shit when you get home!!!

Don't they call that perversion "Voyeurism?"

You have a problem with that?

Yea.. with their beady eyes and flopping heads. Bunch of uncle fuckers they are..

Or those motherfuckers that go into the bank drive-up and do not have thier slips filled out and ready to go. So these ignorant fucks sit there, looking for a god damned pen, counting thier money. Hey ASSFACE! MOVE OR I WILL SHOVE THAT PEN RIGHT UP YOUR ASS....... phew. That's better.

I went to an ATM once and the lady in front of me was having a devil of a time getting any money. She would enter the amount, and then swear because the machine wouldn't accept the amount. After the 3rd or 4th time, I peeked over her shoulder to see what was going wrong. The stupid b*tch was trying to get get like $20.50!!! Where did she think the change was going to come out??

I kept to myself to see how it would play out. After trying 6-8 more times she finally turned to me and said "I give up, something is wrong with this machine, it won't give me my money".

Reminds me of the dipshits at the toll booths.

1. The idiots that don't see the HUGE sign that says "SMART TAG ONLY" and try to go through that lane anyway...only to come to a complete stop and then try to back up.

The ATM at my bank gives me change.

Took out $19.75 last week (the vending machines at work hate $20 bills) . . .

Also, I once had someone peek around my arm at an ATM. After I told him I would separate his head from his torso if he tried to see my PIN number again, he took a couple dozen steps back . . .

My mouth will always be wide open, I never hold back. I suggested to the idiot quite nicely "perhaps we could facilitate the process of me getting on with my life if you folded your clothes on the folding table instead" to which she replied with an icy cold stare "FINE."

Why are you interested in my balls anyways? I'm not gay, so go somewhere else for your fagness. THX.

Bless you. I concur. Although here at work I'm the only guy who speaks French ... so I get all the clients from Quebec and France, and Switzerland and Africa etc. The nice thing is, once they see that I speak French, they make a huge effort to speak English. This never happens in Quebec if you're there in person. Motherfucking bastards, for them it's French or fuckoff. That's why I left!

Geez sorry man, I was just trying to get a look at your man-boobs.

I'm so happy to find a soulmate who understands this bullshit. Not only are they delirious in their nationalism, they're arrogant as hell too. Here's how the typical service call goes:

Me: "Technical Services, this is Ken"

Him: Allo... zis is Jean-Claude, Parle vous Francais?

Me: (in English) "Hello Jean-Claude, what can I do for you?"

Him: I am wiz ze PSI Fluid Power company!

Me: That's fine Jean-Claude, what can I do for you?

Him: We are in Quebec!

Me: Is there anything I can do for you today?

Him: Quebec, Canada!

Me: (in my head) JEEZUS YOU IGNORANT BASTARD, WHAT THE HELL DO YOU WANT, I DON'T HAVE ALL THE DAMN DAY TO LISTEN TO YOUR BULLSHIT, TELL ME WHAT YOU NEED OR I SWEAR I'LL DRIVE UP THERE AND SPANK YOUR FROGGY ASS WITH A TIRE IRON. "What do you need today, sir."

Him: Do you zpeak French?

Me: "No, Je ne parle-pas Francais. I only speak English, (more stearnly), WHAT DO YOU NEED?"

Him: Is zere anyone zere who DOES speak French?

Me:

This happens at least once per week.

The thing i hate is when the group of ugly girls stands in the middle of the hall and talk and block the whole hall with there ugly fat asses! If they looked good i wouldnt mind walking right thru them to get to class but it makes me wana puke when i have to seperate the great wall of ugly fat vagina to get to class damn it get the fuck outa they way. and when you tell them this they say "uh well who made you god"

Where are you taking your GED?

Fucken Yankees

My "beef of the day" is this: When delusional mouth breathing morons who can't speak, spell, write, or punctuate proper english get on their soapbox and bitch about stuff in writing, when they clearly have fundamental issues of their own to deal with.

back to the ? at hand...

It's nice to see someone as angry as I am...bless you superjens!!!

While I'm here, allow me to vent at my ex girlfriend...

Hey, when the luster of club lights cease to shine, and you're tired of ending your nights reeking of cigarettes and brut, and you've had your last evening of wiping of your tear strewn mascara'd cheeks with a bar napkin, and your life isnt predicated by when the next cocktail party separated by giggling, smoking cigarettes and your next cel phone call, think about us and the fucking REAL fun we had together...and eat a fucking dick bitch you god damn whore.

aaaah...anyone else?

Yeah, but are you bitter?

Ha!!!!

Fuck you you worthless bag of SHIT!

Your pussy would get sore.

Here where I work, we have a large network spread out over three different locations. One of our responsibilities is to change the server backup tapes every day. The woman who handles one of our locales constantly forgets to load the new tape. This wears on our administrator and he has had to write her up on numerous occasions because the problem has become an epidemic.

I , on the other hand, have not missed doing it for every day of the last six months. Yesterday we had a crisis that required much of my attention for the day. I was still able to take the time to change the tape. This morning I arrive at work, my administrator is there waiting for me. He tells me he has to write me up for failing to change the tape. It turns out I put the Thursday tape in instead of the Tuesday tape. I tell him it was an honest mistake and that I was in a hurry to get back and must have read the tape wrong. He tells me that because Irene (the woman from the other locale) has been written up, I need to be written up. Now I am fuming. I say look at the logs from the last six months, I havent missed one day. he says he still has to do it. Now I have to go through the hassle of disputing it in front of the board. FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

rant complete

Nope, I am pretty certain you would be the bitch in that relationship.....

Rick don't mind the inbreed southern white mullet trash.

Sounds like you know from expereince, something you and Rick want to share with the class?

How'd you know I have a mullet?

Experience with white trash?!. Yeah the world is full of losers like you. My God your are one ugly SOB

As you can tell from this website I am anything but white trash.

How about this one then?

HeeHee...this is making me laugh.

What the fuck is all this fucking shit about, you cock knockers? Why don't you fucking lay the fuck off the fucking swearing, for crying out fucking loud. This is re-fucking-diculous with all of this fucking swearing up in this motherfucker. Take your fucking ball fucking home and cry to your fucking mommy, you fucking motherfucker.

ok, GROUP HUG!!

How to use to F... word

Richard