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#212858 - 16/06/03 01:41 AM Is God.........
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Is God...

A nine year old boy asks his mother, "Is God male or female?" After thinking for a moment, his mother responds, "Well God is both male and female." This confuses the boy, so he asks, "Is God black or white?" "Well," she says, "God is both black and white." This really confuses the boy, so he asks, "Is God gay or straight?" Feeling a bit out of her depth, but wanting to be consistent, the mother answers, "Honey, God is both gay and straight." At this the boy's face lights up with understanding and he triumphantly asks...
"Is Michael Jackson God?"
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#212859 - 16/06/03 06:19 AM Re: Is God.........
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(Waiting for the usuals)

Popcorn anyone.
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#212860 - 16/06/03 07:27 AM Re: Is God.........
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Hell, Michael USED to be normal, ('cept for the huge afro, but that was common for the early '70's) But God must have put a few genes in Jackson's genome that predisposed him to be a complete nutjob. Jacko and certain Catholic priests have a lot in common.
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#212861 - 16/06/03 11:53 AM Re: Is God.........
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That joke is so old.... :rolleyes:
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