Just kidding.

A Chinese version of a Frontier mated with an Armada.

for that, you shall die by the sword.

It is a Paladin (Chinese Xterra), says so on the fender.

looks like a frontier with a camper.

edit to add: right back atcha!!!

This is exactly why I do not live in China.

I like how the race version has the center caps on.

lol

But the food there kicks azz.

...if you like rat, cat and dog.

So....you want me to make ya some stir-fry at ECXC?

I know the secret spice. Skunk.

i been to china twice for my job and i can assure you....the food is nothing like American Chinese.The whole chicken in the soup..not just meat. bones and all. Turtle shell soup...shark fin soup. Dont forget the dreaded chicken feet for an "app" if you will. I successfully went there the second time and lived on power bars and packets of kool aid and didn't eat one Chinese dish. oh and rice is only ate by the lower class. I had to ask for it specially at every dinner the first trip. ( not my rules/opinion this is what they told me)

and frogs, snakes, pigeons, and baby rabbits...

Here's a few pics I took at the local market of the food fare (as soon as you order, they kill whatever you wanted, pluck it or wash it with dirty water, and put it in a plastic grocery bag):

Fresh Frogs:
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Fresh Snakes:
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Fresh Turtles and baby bunnies:
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If I was in China, I'd eat one of those up.
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But then I'd be hungry again in a couple hours.

The overall "smell" of the market was something I can't even describe. Something between fish slime, moldy foot smell, and what could only be crotch cheese from a gorilla or something. My eyes would water and I'd have to walk out to inhale some pollution to get "right" again.

China is a dirty, filthy, rotten, horrible place. The great wall in Beijing was very cool to see, but they allow people to piss on the wall, $hit in the woods around it, etc, due to lack of bathrooms. People "line dry" their sheets and they're a shade of gray dirtier when you bring them inside. Families eat, leave the food on the table overnight, and gnosh on it some more in the morning.... It was unbelievable.

You know when I first seen the post I thought out loud "HOW UGLY". Now after seeing what they eat over there it doesn't look so bad. I guess thats why I have no interest in going over there too.

I think I would rather have the weak drive train problem and looks of the genII X.

That thing looks like a hearse.

dude...i saw those pics of the "2010" xterra, almost threw up. fugly

I think they look like hearses.

This is a real spy pic of the 3rd Gen Xterra with RCD (Romulan cloaking device):



No word yet if anti-grav or flux capicitor are availible options.