It can be used as a floatation device

does it have the necessary Coast Guard approvals for use as an emergency floatation device?

Is the Rio Grande on a treadmill? Or the treadmill on the Rio Grande. I'm so confused.

we... must.... get... 1000... posts...

Only have about 121 to go!

this pizza really sucks

My fucking nose hairs are back...

I just had chicken nuggets and tater tots for dinner. And I'm watching reruns of Top Chef.

Uh, chickens don't have nuggets. :p Do you know what's in those things? Perhaps you should consider watching "Supersize Me" instead...

So are mine. Cutting as we speak.

I saw that a while ago. Never stopped me from eating fast food though.

Chicken Nuggets are also known by an older brand name:

Soylent Green

If you don't know the reference, you're too young.

Ma na ma na doot, doot de dootie,
Ma na ma na doot, doot de dootie,



Todd

"Soylent Green" ....

I haven't heard that mentioned in a long time.

Tuesday is Soylent Green day...


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Heston made some low grade sci-fi movies for a while during his career.

The original "Planet of the Apes" was probably the best of them.

Anyone remember "Omega Man"?

anybody watch Sling Blade recently?

I did about 2 weeks ago.

I just missed seeing Major Payne last night. That movie is awesome...

Haikus can be bad
Some just don't make any sense
Refrigerator

Tasty Soylent Green
They say it tastes like chicken
It's really people

Let's make a deal.

Contestant is looking at 3 doors and gets to choose one of the three and gets to keep the prize behind it... Two of the doors conceal a goat, and only one door conceals a 2007 Mercedes Benz... Contestant picks door number 1... Before the contestant opens the door, the emcee, Monte Hall opens one of the other 2 doors that does NOT have a the car behind it, leaving only the contestant's chosen door and one other... At this point, before the contestant is allowed to open his door, Monte now offers the contestant a choice... He can keep the door he originally chose, or he can now have the other door that is left... The one Monte Hall didn't open... The question is: Which door should the contestant choose?

Is the MB on a conveyor belt? No, wait, how many goats are there? Just one concealed by 2 doors or two, each concealed by its own door?

The contestant should ask the guards at the 2 doors (you know, the one who can only lie and the other who can only tell the truth) which door the other guard would tell him to open...b

the contestent should punch Monte Hall in the eye and tell him to fuck off and take what's behind both doors, then get in the car and run Monte's wounded ass over.

Any type of chicken "nugget" contains a plastic flake called m-peg. It is used in a process for making P-MIM (plastic / metal injection molding) The plastic flakes "evaporate or melt off" during a sintering stage.... MMMmmmmm

A steel spring mattress will double its weight ten years after its purchase, due mostly to the dead bodies of dust mites.

In other news:

Chicken McNuggets have an interesting composition. 70% of their "chicken" composition is chicken skin. The skin has the "sticky" proteins that act as the "glue" that holds the nugget together. Yum.

Cross those off from my diet now.

yuck