Dear Lord,

Please help the Jaguars beat the Patriots tonight.

Thanks in advance.

Err...I meant...Amen.

God's Response:
Ok, but I can only let ONE Florida team win today....so I'll let the Redskins beat Tampa.

God's response option #2:

"I'll see what i can do, it's bad enough i have my hands tied trying to work a miracle for the Vancouver Canucks"

Skins won, ugly as F%&* I might add, but a win is a win! Now it's up to the Jaggie-Wars..so the rest is up to Del Rio? Ugh.....God's got his hands full tonight!
Hail to the Redskins!
Hail Victory!
Braves on the Warpath!
Fight for old D.C.!
Run or pass and score -- we want a lot more!
Beat 'em, Swamp 'em,
Touchdown! -- Let the points soar!
Fight on, fight on 'Til you have won
Sons of Wash-ing-ton. Rah!, Rah!, Rah!

The response from everyone else in heaven: "God, who are the Vancouver Canucks?"

The mighty Jags have proven themselves again. What is up with the greatest receiver (J Smith) dropping all those passes? Fred Taylor runs like a girl.

The Pats are back, watch out. Except for the STILLERS ofcourse.

Heaven to MidnightX-PRAYER DENIED!

Your boyfriend, Jake Plummer, is next! :p

God:"There! Ya happy?!?"

And people wonder why I never go to church and pray.

Try being a Saints fan since 1969. There's a special wing for us at the mental health facility.

I completely understand, try being a Vikings Fan... they built us a hospital (with boat dock!)!

Pray for acceptance of god's plan. And his plan did not include either the Jaguars or the Bucks winning a playoff game.