if you driving offroad and crest a hill and drag your hitch through a pile of shit....you might be a redneck.

i cant think of anything to relate to the plane on the treadmill.....

if drag your hitch through dog shit when you drop off a rock ledge while offroad, would that cause the xterra to slide off the ledge faster? would the friction between the steel and the rock create enough heat to ignite the dog shit?

hey, i tried.