Originally posted by TJ:
[b]I took in an abandoned pug many years ago....

Question for experience pugsters...

This pug would fart every time it barked.

The fart and the bark were simultaneous, like a stereophinic simultaneous release from both ends that would blend the two sounds into something like a

"Rouphphph!" instead of a "Rough!" type of bark, or a

"Phhphph!" sort of fart.

When he would get going, we'd laugh, which made him bark/fart (Bart?/Fark?), which made us laugh, etc...

This was very dangerous, as the odiferous nature of the one end produced nausea and a lingering sense (Scents?) of fire and brimstone, decaying vulture brains, etc.

Do any of you have Bart Farking pugs?