...if you spend more money on the X than on rent, food, or higenic products combined.

...if you imagine a senario where armageddon occurs, but you are OK because you can live in the mountains with the X

...if you consider your X "home away from home"

...if you consider your X a safety blanket, warm and safe no matter where you are

...if you always park where you can stare at it while eating dinner at a resturaunt

...if you get off on jeepers saying "you did this trail in THAT?!"

Ok.. yeah I have tons more, but I am starting to look like a crazy person.