Screw all of you! My MGB OM is filled with words that are supposedly in English that I don't even understand. It will confuse your manuals with words like bonnet, boot and spanner, then it will kick them in the nuts and stand there laughing with big rotten teeth like the whole thing was some hilarious joke!
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"The trouble ain't that there is too many fools, but that the lightning ain't distributed right."
Mark Twain