My only real comment on this whole thing...

I don't recommend trying to have a little "fun" in a public pool. Not only do people suddenly show up....but chlorine has this strange knack for drying things out... [Uh Oh !]
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"Nature has constituted utility to man the standard and test of virtue. Men living in different countries, under different circumstances, different habits and regimens, may have different utilities; the same act, therefore, may be useful and consequently virtuous in one country which is injurious and vicious in another differently circumstanced" - Thomas Jefferson, moral relativist