Shahram's humor is indeed hard to follow, but trust me Chris, he is totally and completely full of shit. It's like one of those date movies, so stupid it's gut busting funny. No matter how many times your mind says "hey this is completely retarded, you are killing my brain cells damnit!" You stay glued to it. Shahram's bullshit should be classified as a controlled substance. I can't tell you how many times I read the famous "explanation" post, nearly choking on my own blood and vomit I was laughing so hard.

He lives for the reaction. Kinda like your post above