So now you are standing there bent over, ass up and leggs apart, looking over your shoulder examining your asshole, as your wife, who never ever fucking knocks, just stands in the doorway dumbfounded as you struggle for the words that will begin to explain how you got into this position in the first place...
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If we do not succeed, then we run the risk of failure. - Vice President James Danforth "Dan" Quayle