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Originally posted by off2cjb:
Good Lord, my wife is hot too but it isn't in the top 100 things I thank God for when it comes to her and our marriage.
...and the number one thing off2cjb thanks God for when it comes to his marriage:
(drumroll)
That she doesn't start leaking air during sex!

THANK YOU!!! THANK YOU!!! TIP YOUR WAITRESS!!