Wow, a 6 page thread and I didn't throw in a single post! How long has this been sitting in the XOC attic and why was it pulled out??
joemcarthy-Before you bother to post on here again do us all a favor. Find the nearest 24 hour pharmacy, walk in, they'll probably hand you your mom's regular items (Deuche Juice, Crab Cream, Vagisil, pregnancy test kit and hemmoroid cream) and buy yourself the biggest box of tissues and a box of tampons. Save the tissue issue and huff puff for mommy's shoulder.
I don't know about redneck but I'm definitely an asshole....and good at it too!