My wife has an iMac in her office...I use it alot though because she's paralyzed most of the time anyway now a days...

Does using it make me gay?

How much do I have to use it to want my fudge packed? Please warn me before its too late, I'm kind of anal about keeping dicks out of me.

Hey - Its her computer...Does that mean my wife's a Lesbian? (That's kind of hot actually...)

I might be a Lesbian trapped in the body of an Adonis, but I can't see for sure....there's no windows in an iMac.