I vote this thread of the week.

TJ is anal about keeping dicks out of himself. I'm sensing some contradictory language there.

Madman's quote picture cracked me up

NYMADAM? Seriously Claus, you need something better to do than pick on your political polar opposite.

I also thought about the phrase, "Go home and fuck the shit out of my wife". So you know you're done when there's a steaming pile of shit in the bed that your balls beat out of her ass? On second thought, I'll abandon any attempts to visualize that....

Funyuns anyone?