Well I actually go by Patrick. My mom calls me Pat though. So does Nigel here in the office but I let it slide because he's English. I never really liked Pat though, too unisex.

I feel better now. Where was I?

Oh yeah.

I was joking. Damn.

You know sometimes things just don't work over the net.
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