Jeebus, I leave for a couple of months and all of you wining retards fall into the abyss of the internet-forum cancer.

Let Uncle Tonka come in and set it straight (no offense to you Brokeback Mountain apologists).

Duh...it's FICTION people!! I don't see normal people sitting around type arguing about Star Wars being overly seperatist or Back to the Future being raped for exposing the ability to time travel!

I mean, no cowboy would smuggle a bone in another cowboy's rectum, would they? It must be fiction!

Well, at least that's what let's me sleep at night (that, and a horny 40-something woman that can't get enough "Ross Sauce").

I say, "Why do you care if your anus isn't getting hymanized"?

Oh........it's good to be back....Brokeback, that is...... [Finger]

Spidankyopolis!!!!!!!!!!!!! laugh

Oh, by the way...Smith? Rope more Cattle and stop writing "Western" screenplays....m'k?
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