For Sale to any country with $39.50 to spare:

San Francisco. Caveat Emptor. By purchasing the city, you must agree to accept ownership and keep confined all the socialist anti-gun pro abortion tree huggin' squirrel pettin' pot smokin' 60's lovin' mullet wearin' pinko liberal holier than thou crybabies who live there and think their little protests actually matter.

Katrina hit the wrong damned city.