WHY DON'T YOU TWO FUN-BOYS GET A ROOM?

Do we really have to watch you two bitch fight online?

Don't you have email or PM, where you can privately bitch slap and spank each other and man-wrestle to your own tiny hearts' content? Why do you feel you have to parade your Tom of Finland fantasy fun-time in our faces?

Just close the stall door and try not to make so much noise.

Xterrapin, get two testicles, a clue, some thicker skin and an ounce of Elvis and then come talk to us.

JSpen, stop overcompensating. It's creepy watching you turn into XOC's Tom DeLay in what....seven posts? You're ten times gayer than your Midnight Blue soccermommycar and twice as boring. Come on out--that closet isn't big enough for both you and NYMadman.

Just being here makes me feel dirty.