Hey, just because my wife asked why you fagged up your truck doesn't mean you're a fag..."one blue and yellow taco does not a mexican make"



You just have latent tendancies....

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Actaully, she still bitches about those damn little plastic cigarette holders you left all over the driveway...

So you definetely made an impression on her.



I keep telling her we're having an affair...but I thinks she's starting to suspect I might be wheeling.

So, keep it up with the Gaily Painted Pony and the plastic cigarette holders routine...its our best chance of convincing her we're an item.....

And stop bragging to the guys that I'd pay for the hotel room...Geez....try to be chivalrous...