Man, I've already got several scratches on my paint and a nice scrape on my left rear rim from some moderate off-roading.

I don't mean to sound flippant but sheesh! You're gettin' worked up over nothing. Scrapes and scratches...might as well learn to love them. If you use your truck for the purpose for which it was designed, you're gonna get plenty of battle scars. Wear them with pride!